The real pizza crime is not showing it out of the oven.
nickdipplez
Might be non stupid if he put it back in the oven or used a blowtorch on it afterwards
Lucky_Diver
How did he grate it so hard? I feel like his finger tips should be gone.
jefflukey123
I wonder how much of his glove got shredded in there.
tipareth1978
What exactly am I supposed to do with this pizza?
Nearby_Custard_6863
What in the ai song
ManAnimalHybrid
Obscene quantities of parmesan is not a crime! In fact, it’s whatever the opposite of a crime is!
anfrind
It’s stupid, but it’s not a crime.
gd2121
Damn he just kept goin
Rich-Context-7203
100 percent not guilty.
87sesme
It needs spiders.
LeftAd8859
What time is it?! Cheese time
thementalyogi
“Extra spider webs please!”
Pedantic_Inc
It is kinda ridiculous, but I can’t vote to convict someone based on having more cheese.
allanjameson
TotalHans
Misdemeanor
danhoyle
No, bread stuffed cheese crust. Straight up stupid.
Any_Contract_1016
Would you like some pizza with your cheese?
CaptBogBot2
Want some pizza with your grated cheese?
buffysbangs
The pizza is fine. The music is a crime though
Eight-Nine-One-Zero
8hu5rust
What I want from the Olive Garden lady when she brings out the parmesan grater
Havelock_Patrician
It’s a reverse Pittsburgh. It may be r/stupidfood, but it’s not a crime against pizza. Extra cheese gets a pass, unless it’s Velveeta or American, or some nonsense like that
hefecantswim
I’m using the wrong kind of cheese grater
bubbagump101
I don’t hate it that much, but throw it back in the oven on broil for like one minute
SapphireSurge
Ah yes, the part that my hand is supposed to hold
oliviaReyees
this is a delight
galactuskev
Probably delicious but annoying to eat
Skellyhell2
Fluffed Crust.
Would.
JTB696699
I’m torn, done right such as putting this back in the oven long enough to melt and start to brown the cheese on the crust, then this looks pretty good, but I don’t think it was done right.
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NOT GUILTY!
Yes, please!
The real pizza crime is not showing it out of the oven.
Might be non stupid if he put it back in the oven or used a blowtorch on it afterwards
How did he grate it so hard? I feel like his finger tips should be gone.
I wonder how much of his glove got shredded in there.
What exactly am I supposed to do with this pizza?
What in the ai song
Obscene quantities of parmesan is not a crime! In fact, it’s whatever the opposite of a crime is!
It’s stupid, but it’s not a crime.
Damn he just kept goin
100 percent not guilty.
It needs spiders.
What time is it?! Cheese time
“Extra spider webs please!”
It is kinda ridiculous, but I can’t vote to convict someone based on having more cheese.
Misdemeanor
No, bread stuffed cheese crust. Straight up stupid.
Would you like some pizza with your cheese?
Want some pizza with your grated cheese?
The pizza is fine. The music is a crime though
What I want from the Olive Garden lady when she brings out the parmesan grater
It’s a reverse Pittsburgh. It may be r/stupidfood, but it’s not a crime against pizza. Extra cheese gets a pass, unless it’s Velveeta or American, or some nonsense like that
I’m using the wrong kind of cheese grater
I don’t hate it that much, but throw it back in the oven on broil for like one minute
Ah yes, the part that my hand is supposed to hold
this is a delight
Probably delicious but annoying to eat
Fluffed Crust.
Would.
I’m torn, done right such as putting this back in the oven long enough to melt and start to brown the cheese on the crust, then this looks pretty good, but I don’t think it was done right.
You know what. Fuck you *unstuffs your crust*