Hegseth says he’ll order random pizzas to throw off monitoring app

by solidwhetstone

4 Comments

  1. in4theTacos

    He is only saying it’s to throw everybody off to hide the fact he might be just getting drunk and eating a shitload of pizza by himself while crying.

  2. Warm_Produce_2601

    Glad to see this is what the secretary of defense is spending time on.

  3. Sea_Analysis_8033

    Well at least the local pizza places get some business out of the stupidity

  4. Uuddlrlrbastrat

    Yeah I tried telling my wife the same thing