Hopefully they are still alive. I kinda like the image of their tails snapping around as they fly around on a piece of pizza.
proalphabet
I just yelled in my truck while I’m looking at my phone about to go into the liquor store. I’m definitely going in now
crowtheaggro
I mean, if the scorpions are edible like this, unlike those stupid lobster pizzas, I don’t see an issue. I don’t know if I’d eat it, but…
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r/stupidfood
hammer_smashed_chris
I’ve eaten a scorpion before in one of those suckers you get at gas stations, the texture reminded me of when I used to eat the shrimp tales when I was a kid, the taste was just kinda… nutty? But very light, probably wouldn’t even really taste them that much on a pizza. This probably isn’t that bad.
Reasonable_Slice8561
Too earthy tasting for pizza imo. Toasted waxworms are perfect though, very bacon like.
golgiiguy
IDK I would try it. I really don’t have a problem with insects. insects that are in a Larva stage though, no.
Upset_Journalist_755
I’d try it, but I’m guessing a high heat oven isn’t the best way to prepare scorpions or any arthropod, really.
Resident_Nature5634
Can only hope the OP is pleading insanity.
Over_Writing467
No just no.
DoctorPhobos
O good they took the stingers off
gorgeously_mytruself
How was it?
PowerandSignal
Are you fucking high?!
BongtheConqueror
Fear factor ass pizza
bazmonsta
Finally a worthy submission. Bugs on Pizza is crime, I do not wish to be convinced otherwise.
Queen_Of_Left_Turns
Jesus take the wheel
Garsnikk
Hans, forget the Flammenwerfer. We’re gonna need a napalm bombardment here. 🤢🤮
StandOutLikeDogBalls
I’d be up for trying that.
VicisSubsisto
Where’s this from, some tourist trap in Arizona?
Iridismis
Zamonia has bee-bread, our world has scorpion-pizza.
Tbh, I think I’d prefer the bee-bread.
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Is this real? Where is this pizza from what is the scene of the crime? 🦂🤏👩⚖️🤚🍕
bmab7
Not a crime and not for me *assuming they’re safe for consumption
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Hopefully they are still alive. I kinda like the image of their tails snapping around as they fly around on a piece of pizza.
I just yelled in my truck while I’m looking at my phone about to go into the liquor store. I’m definitely going in now
I mean, if the scorpions are edible like this, unlike those stupid lobster pizzas, I don’t see an issue. I don’t know if I’d eat it, but…
r/stupidfood
I’ve eaten a scorpion before in one of those suckers you get at gas stations, the texture reminded me of when I used to eat the shrimp tales when I was a kid, the taste was just kinda… nutty? But very light, probably wouldn’t even really taste them that much on a pizza. This probably isn’t that bad.
Too earthy tasting for pizza imo. Toasted waxworms are perfect though, very bacon like.
IDK I would try it. I really don’t have a problem with insects. insects that are in a Larva stage though, no.
I’d try it, but I’m guessing a high heat oven isn’t the best way to prepare scorpions or any arthropod, really.
Can only hope the OP is pleading insanity.
No just no.
O good they took the stingers off
How was it?
Are you fucking high?!
Fear factor ass pizza
Finally a worthy submission. Bugs on Pizza is crime, I do not wish to be convinced otherwise.
Jesus take the wheel
Hans, forget the Flammenwerfer. We’re gonna need a napalm bombardment here. 🤢🤮
I’d be up for trying that.
Where’s this from, some tourist trap in Arizona?
Zamonia has bee-bread, our world has scorpion-pizza.
Tbh, I think I’d prefer the bee-bread.
Is this real? Where is this pizza from what is the scene of the crime? 🦂🤏👩⚖️🤚🍕
Not a crime and not for me
*assuming they’re safe for consumption