The only crime here is OP’s ignorance of the existence of Frutti De Mare Pizza
BettrCallBanner
They sell lobster pizza as an appetizer at Red Lobster and its bomb. This presentation just sucks.
CaptServo
it’s mostly shelled lobster meat. they left the head on for decoration. that can be removed quickly and doesn’t ruin anything (and there’s not much edible in those parts). not what I’d order but this is fine. worst thing really is the topping distribution. one piece with a whole claw, most of the tail meat is on another piece, and then there’s a couple pieces with just a couple slices of red pepper
twinnturbos
Lobster pizza at red lobster was good, but this 💩is a crime lol
ActiveWaste1764
JustAnotherElsen
I’m not gonna lie, I’m curious enough to try it..
ermghoti
Dumping a shelled lobster on a pizza like it’s a plate. Pure moist ass.
MarkInmanSuperGenius
Right♣️to♣️jail♣️
golgiiguy
I feel bad that I this looks pretty good. I am sorry.
Narrow_String_4831
JTB696699
SHELLS DO NOT BELONG ON PIZZA!
Guinea-Pig-Cafe
Rock Lobster admonishes this and sentences you to death
misfitofscience76
What’s the highest penalty on the books here?!
Throw the book at em!
No-Switch-851
The pride of maine
Opus-the-Penguin
Why not? That looks delicious.
mghtyred
I would eat a lobster meat pizza for sure. Not sure I’d want the head and tail on there, but as long as it’s purely decorative, as in the head and tail were placed on after cooking and are just there for presentation (so it doesn’t mess with the cheese) I’d be okay with this. Possible candidate for r/stupidfood
rabidparrots
The presentation is stupid, but lobster pizza might be ‘ight.
Responsible_Arm_9555
Really gotta shell out for one of these
Emergency-Economy654
I just personally feel the w warming on a pizza should be 100% edible. No shells please.
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The Lobzta.
Ai? Where is scene of the crime? 🍕🤏👩⚖️🤚🪄
lol what the fuck.
Straight to jail.
The only crime here is OP’s ignorance of the existence of Frutti De Mare Pizza
They sell lobster pizza as an appetizer at Red Lobster and its bomb. This presentation just sucks.
it’s mostly shelled lobster meat. they left the head on for decoration. that can be removed quickly and doesn’t ruin anything (and there’s not much edible in those parts). not what I’d order but this is fine. worst thing really is the topping distribution. one piece with a whole claw, most of the tail meat is on another piece, and then there’s a couple pieces with just a couple slices of red pepper
Lobster pizza at red lobster was good, but this 💩is a crime lol
I’m not gonna lie, I’m curious enough to try it..
Dumping a shelled lobster on a pizza like it’s a plate. Pure moist ass.
Right♣️to♣️jail♣️
I feel bad that I this looks pretty good. I am sorry.
SHELLS DO NOT BELONG ON PIZZA!
Rock Lobster admonishes this and sentences you to death
What’s the highest penalty on the books here?!
Throw the book at em!
The pride of maine
Why not? That looks delicious.
I would eat a lobster meat pizza for sure. Not sure I’d want the head and tail on there, but as long as it’s purely decorative, as in the head and tail were placed on after cooking and are just there for presentation (so it doesn’t mess with the cheese) I’d be okay with this. Possible candidate for r/stupidfood
The presentation is stupid, but lobster pizza might be ‘ight.
Really gotta shell out for one of these
I just personally feel the w warming on a pizza should be 100% edible. No shells please.
Crunchy
This sub legit raises my blood pressure
https://preview.redd.it/srxz8jsl9qlg1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc41774d9058796f2bb57b3eb58768305af7be3
Presentation is on point.
Whyyy???
Jail…
Lobster on Pizza is amazeing. But not that pizza…