Who wants to eat this?

by relaxncoffee

33 Comments

  1. hypnofedX

    I wish the board were a little bit wider but that’s still a nice looking burger 🙂

  2. ExpertRaccoon

    Not me burger looks too tall, and the knife in the middle is giving me mediocre millennial gastro pub compensation vibes. Fries look soggy and not crispy.

  3. Smooth-Restaurant379

    It’s a meatball on bread lols , crazy

  4. Witty-Mountain5062

    Looks like your stereotypical mid tier $30 “craft” burger that 100% includes some kind of aioli, the only thing missing is their logo burned on top of the bun.

  5. If you need to run a knife through your burger to keep it from falling over then your proportions are off.

  6. Gavstjames

    Nope

    If you cannot eat a burger with just one hand then it’s gratuitous frithery. (I made that word up)

  7. redgroupclan

    Nah. Everything about this is a red flag to me. Served on a cutting board instead of a plate, fries are in a faux-fry basket, burger has a knife stabbed through it to hold it up with a faux-rusticness, and the burger patty looks like a burnt meatball.

  8. Albertagus

    Hear me out. I am tired of these burgers shenanigans. Giant burgers are not great, they’re messy, with way too many toppings. Tired of trendy burgers places being like “our grass fed milk aged dry ground beef is topped with bacon strips, bits, garlic pineapple aioli with a maple bark reduction on a bed of soggy lettuce, a tomato with the 2 ends cut off, purple cabbage and a handful of grilled onions on a toasted bread made with avocado flour for only $34.99!”

    LEAVE ME ALONE

  9. SajThrowaway

    This is one of those millennial burger spots where they call the burgers ‘handhelds’, serve the fries with some sort of truffle aioli, and your whole bill comes out to $60 for a burger fries and drink

  10. barby_dolly

    I don’t like my food to challenge me to a duel. I don’t even know anyone with a mouth big enough to attack this monster.

    When I am attacking my food, I want winning to be guaranteed.

  11. ProjectOne9253

    That amount of fries is disturbing me

  12. GuavaOne8646

    People are haters, I love a messy burger whether it’s thick or thin. I don’t discriminate 😁

  13. 0zzm0s1s

    Pass. The burger is too big, and I hate potato plank fries.

    The burger might taste good but it looks like you need to disassemble it and cut it up like a big meatball to eat it.

  14. Recklus1ve

    If i get a tiny portion of fries in a lil mcbasket like that the restaurant is deff a 1 and done for me. Just throw a fat pile on the plate and try to make it look like a good deal

  15. MisterPooty

    Looks tasty, but I’d have to give it a friendly squish. I can’t unhinge my jaw like a snek.

  16. Hypnox88

    10 dollar burger with 30 dollar price tag. No thanks.

  17. uppercunt96

    Burgers like this are $35 and served by some queef w/ a manbun and an apron w/ leather straps

  18. Sweet-Palpitation473

    What is with all the millennial comments? When were certain types of burgers ascribed to certain generations lol yall are weird

  19. OkArmy7059

    someone who can unhinge their jaw, eg your mom