Banana peppers, mushrooms, onions and BBQ sauce… but NO CHEESE! 🙁
by ActualSort1234
32 Comments
Nyyrazzilyss
Looks good. What was the dipping sauce?
Brewmeiser
But who used the garlic butter?
welding_guy_from_LI
No crimes here .. I can’t eat cheese and vegan cheese sucks ..
Icy-Cheek-29
Looks delicious but its not pizza
Just1DumbassBitch
Yeah I’d want it with cheese, but I dont think it’s a crime. I don’t like vegan cheese either, so I’d prefer this to that too.
Isnt that the buttery dipping sauce? That helps
KneeHiSniper
This could be an episode of CSI Miami
DavieStBaconStan
I knew that bullshit was papa johns before I looked for the label on the box.
curiousdryad
Garlic butter?
EnvironmentEntire201
Oops All Crust
ibeatobesity
What’s banana peppers?
pLeThOrAx
Not technically a pizza but still a dryness crime
GSilky
It’s just some bread with shit on it. that is also what pizza happens to be.
Room_Temp_Coffee
If you go without cheese you have to do extra sauce
Exact-Site9980
Pizza crime AND its missing a slice? Thats just Crime crime.
yeahsotheresthiscat
I don’t see the crime. Sure, I’d prefer it with cheese but it looks good 🤷🏼♀️.
myn4m3i54s3cr37
As someone who’s ordered many a cheeseless pizza, chiming in, if you’re gonna go cheeseless the least they could do is give you more than just a drizzle of the bbq sauce. It needs more sauce 🥴
MisterProfGuy
As a concept, I don’t really have a problem with it, but knowing Papa John’s ingredients, I bet that mostly tastes like salt and flour.
zarafff69
I would definitely try this! Could go either way tbh
ActualSort1234
The amount of you saying this isn’t a crime males me think we’re collectively fucked.
All_This_Mayhem
Mommy, vegetable bread.
zerocool9000
Putting stuff on a big cracker isn’t pizza, it’s giant hors d’oeuvres.
justdisa
I’ve had cheeseless pizza that was pretty good. This is not it.
misfitofscience76
Your sister does not deserve to eat pizza
My_Carrot_Bro
That is bread with vegetables on it. That is not pizza.
syncopated56
Not Guilty. The order itself is a crime. Execution of said order seems legal.
civilizedmonkey
This thing isn’t even a pizza. Can’t convict on the basis that it’s not even a minimum viable pizza.
Ok-Piano-4745
What is the point of this
Fair_Muscle9232
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madeleinetwocock
There is nothing – not one singular element – in that box that doesn’t look like it took a trip through a dehydrator on the way
32 Comments
Looks good. What was the dipping sauce?
But who used the garlic butter?
No crimes here .. I can’t eat cheese and vegan cheese sucks ..
Looks delicious but its not pizza
Yeah I’d want it with cheese, but I dont think it’s a crime. I don’t like vegan cheese either, so I’d prefer this to that too.
Isnt that the buttery dipping sauce? That helps
This could be an episode of CSI Miami
I knew that bullshit was papa johns before I looked for the label on the box.
Garlic butter?
Oops All Crust
What’s banana peppers?
Not technically a pizza but still a dryness crime
It’s just some bread with shit on it. that is also what pizza happens to be.
If you go without cheese you have to do extra sauce
Pizza crime AND its missing a slice? Thats just Crime crime.
I don’t see the crime. Sure, I’d prefer it with cheese but it looks good 🤷🏼♀️.
As someone who’s ordered many a cheeseless pizza, chiming in, if you’re gonna go cheeseless the least they could do is give you more than just a drizzle of the bbq sauce. It needs more sauce 🥴
As a concept, I don’t really have a problem with it, but knowing Papa John’s ingredients, I bet that mostly tastes like salt and flour.
I would definitely try this! Could go either way tbh
The amount of you saying this isn’t a crime males me think we’re collectively fucked.
Mommy, vegetable bread.
Putting stuff on a big cracker isn’t pizza, it’s giant hors d’oeuvres.
I’ve had cheeseless pizza that was pretty good. This is not it.
Your sister does not deserve to eat pizza
That is bread with vegetables on it. That is not pizza.
Not Guilty. The order itself is a crime. Execution of said order seems legal.
This thing isn’t even a pizza. Can’t convict on the basis that it’s not even a minimum viable pizza.
What is the point of this
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There is nothing – not one singular element – in that box that doesn’t look like it took a trip through a dehydrator on the way
Fucken RIP
Barf
Your sister committed a war crime
Looks good ngl