Story-time! Pickle shots with Vodka backs and one Big Ass Burger…
Story in comments. Her mind works in mysterious ways. She has very few brain cells left. I’m convinced of that now.
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Yesterday I came back from Cali and my bff was already two sheets to the wind and prepping to cook. To understand her reasoning as to why she cooked a damn burger the size of a frying pan, that was even too big for a Bolillo roll, is this: I meal prep on Sundays. So…
She saw a bag of ground beef in my meal prep drawer and assumed it was for a burger. It was actually for a pasta meal. She took it out and pounded it flat and placed it in a frying pan (photo 3). She then took the roll and put mustard and pickles on it. Added a slice of American and some mozzarella I had already pre shredded (for the pasta meal) and put it in the air fryer to melt the cheese.
She flipped the burger with a spoon! I’m shocked it made it out of the frying pan in one piece. She put it together and asked me to take photos of her awesome creation. She was quite proud of herself.
I even made her another pickle shot (with a shot glass). She was drinking pickle juice out of the fucking jar. And the vodka right out of the bottle. She’s lost it completely at this point.
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Yesterday I came back from Cali and my bff was already two sheets to the wind and prepping to cook. To understand her reasoning as to why she cooked a damn burger the size of a frying pan, that was even too big for a Bolillo roll, is this: I meal prep on Sundays. So…
She saw a bag of ground beef in my meal prep drawer and assumed it was for a burger. It was actually for a pasta meal. She took it out and pounded it flat and placed it in a frying pan (photo 3). She then took the roll and put mustard and pickles on it. Added a slice of American and some mozzarella I had already pre shredded (for the pasta meal) and put it in the air fryer to melt the cheese.
She flipped the burger with a spoon! I’m shocked it made it out of the frying pan in one piece. She put it together and asked me to take photos of her awesome creation. She was quite proud of herself.
I even made her another pickle shot (with a shot glass). She was drinking pickle juice out of the fucking jar. And the vodka right out of the bottle. She’s lost it completely at this point.
Another unpredictable start to my week.