My loadout for an average French Quarter 9AM-2AM bartending double
Had to get a new backpack, emptied out the old one (she served well for years)…thought I’d share the contents.
by 13thWardBassMan
25 Comments
Toxan
My friend. I would both endlessly mock you for the mom-purse you’re carrying around and also use that gold bond and steal your lighter daily. You’ve been my favorite coworker on so many days.
DogAndMe78
Shave cream, shave handle…no razor??
Genius-Imbecile
Whodat!
Xyresic_Vibrissae
Offer these services in the bathroom… it may pay more than the bar.
garbitch_bag
Damn I thought I had a lot of random stuff in my tote for my long Quarter days…
TapEmbarrassed4376
I bring: a handful of pens and a wine key/bottle opener
You look like you about to hike the AT
WickedPsychoWizard
Not enough pens. You need like 15 pens probably
medium-rare-steaks
Ragebait
jigga19
I weirdly miss those days I was at work from 10am – 4am. It’s very weird. Those days are loooong gone.
UnearthedCorndog
To bartend? Lol.
Regardless of how long that shift is I’ve got my phone, keys, wallet, and a wine key.
drivein2deeplftfield
Mfer is shaving with no razor, brushing his teeth with no tooth brush mid shift, impressive
moonshinemoniker
You’re not a bartender.
You’re the fucking plug.
I_am_ChivoBlanco
Missing the Altoids tin full of drugs.
discordianofslack
I just assume your gun is not pictured for legal reasons.
Optimal-Fuel-433
Some tiger balm and your set!!
WaffleHouseGladiator
I’ve been to New Orleans twice in my life and I can confidently say that you may be one of the only people in the French Quarter with enough self awareness to recognize the necessity of deodorant. Heat + diminished inhibitions = pure funk.
fredarmisengangbang
r/knolling would love this
bird9066
No antacids? Lucky, I’ve got bottles stashed everywhere
MK4eva420
The gold bond made me laugh. Reminds me of the time I went to basketball camp as a kid. The final day when parents were there, the guy over the loud speaker kept saying. “This week has been sponsored by Gold Bond Medicated Powder for all you chafing needs”
ChefGreyBeard
What year did you hit eagle scout?
Psynyde17
Toothpaste but no toothbrush?
KenUsimi
Oh, you need to look good. My condolences, I much prefer being able to look like a sweaty gremlin while someone’s cussing me out
KiplingiBagheera
This kit says, “I mean business, but I’m also ready to wake up where I end up”. 🤘🏼
King_Chochacho
9am-2am in the French Quarter sounds like my personal hell on earth.
TheCultofJanus
Bro how fast does your nosehair and fingernails grow that you need to bring a nosehair trimmer and nail clipper to work?
25 Comments
My friend. I would both endlessly mock you for the mom-purse you’re carrying around and also use that gold bond and steal your lighter daily. You’ve been my favorite coworker on so many days.
Shave cream, shave handle…no razor??
Whodat!
Offer these services in the bathroom… it may pay more than the bar.
Damn I thought I had a lot of random stuff in my tote for my long Quarter days…
I bring: a handful of pens and a wine key/bottle opener
You look like you about to hike the AT
Not enough pens. You need like 15 pens probably
Ragebait
I weirdly miss those days I was at work from 10am – 4am. It’s very weird. Those days are loooong gone.
To bartend? Lol.
Regardless of how long that shift is I’ve got my phone, keys, wallet, and a wine key.
Mfer is shaving with no razor, brushing his teeth with no tooth brush mid shift, impressive
You’re not a bartender.
You’re the fucking plug.
Missing the Altoids tin full of drugs.
I just assume your gun is not pictured for legal reasons.
Some tiger balm and your set!!
I’ve been to New Orleans twice in my life and I can confidently say that you may be one of the only people in the French Quarter with enough self awareness to recognize the necessity of deodorant. Heat + diminished inhibitions = pure funk.
r/knolling would love this
No antacids? Lucky, I’ve got bottles stashed everywhere
The gold bond made me laugh. Reminds me of the time I went to basketball camp as a kid. The final day when parents were there, the guy over the loud speaker kept saying. “This week has been sponsored by Gold Bond Medicated Powder for all you chafing needs”
What year did you hit eagle scout?
Toothpaste but no toothbrush?
Oh, you need to look good. My condolences, I much prefer being able to look like a sweaty gremlin while someone’s cussing me out
This kit says, “I mean business, but I’m also ready to wake up where I end up”. 🤘🏼
9am-2am in the French Quarter sounds like my personal hell on earth.
Bro how fast does your nosehair and fingernails grow that you need to bring a nosehair trimmer and nail clipper to work?