Cut with a Bear Grylls hatchet. I can not even attempt to talk her out of the sauce combo on the pizza, love her still anyway

by usedcookies

14 Comments

  1. Ok_Atmosphere_9883

    Hatchet?….. Interesting choice to cut a pizza

  2. whowhodillybar

    Mustard on a pizza?

    r/pizzaCrimes.

    Also where is the glitter OP?

  3. Livininthinair

    Gotta say I LOVE the pizza cutter…also doubles as personal defense device if shit goes down…

  4. wakajawaka45

    Mustard on the slice oh man you’re definitely crushing some drinks tonight.

  5. burnafter3ading

    Hatchet is fine. Mustard on a pepperoni pizza is psychotic..

  6. JackieChanly

    I’m here for the hatchet, you inglorious drunkard

  7. Alternative_Step4625

    The things women accept from us

  8. SnooEpiphanies8006

    I want to try mustard on pizza now

  9. thogrules

    The first time I justified mustard on pizza was when I compared ingredients on hotdogs and pepperoni. Now I prefer it on cold pizza. Delicious.

  10. RedOctober8752

    How did the wife taste? Hannibal Lecter

  11. Nick_Fotiu_Is_God

    That pizza peel is just insulting at this point.