from my local german pizza place. i am not even sure where to begin…
from my local german pizza place. i am not even sure where to begin…
by KeK_What
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KeK_What
our pizza places suck so bad that our frozen pizzas are preferable. [gustavo gusto](https://www.chilirezept.de/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Gustavo-Gusto-Margherita-Zubereitung.jpg) is 1000 times better than the slop in the OP. that’s not even the worst rated place, it’s a mad average place. i am curious what the cultural reasons are behind our pizzas being so bad/mid when we are neighbors with italy…
Responsible_Arm_9555
The pics in this sub often make me wonder if I’ve come down with some kind of visual processing disorder
Looks a bit like Germany map in grease, how patriotic of them
Jealous_Inside_9428
No Barbie table in the middle,for starters.
CantankerousOrder
Germans committing pizza crimes? Let’s hope it’s not a slippery slope.
*looks at grease*
Uhoh.
marcusmv3
While this is poorly executed and I feel bad for OP, this is not a crime against pizza. I see crust, sauce, and cheese, and a non-disqualifying topping. This is a problem with delivery protocols. And if the pizza is ‘bad’ or poorly made, this cannot be gleaned from this photo nor does that constitute a ‘crime against pizza’. This looks like typical mediocre pizza.
Friendly_Escape_1020
It looks like they threw some oscar mayer sandwich ham on it.
rawmeatprophet
My answer is don’t begin 😅
ddrub_the_only_real
Would
NisshinJampKo
Anyone else think someone was peeing into the box at first glance?
Relevant_Contract_76
Is it German Pizza, in that it came from a pizza place in Germany, or German Pizza as in it’s reflective of a particular Teutonic approach to the recipe? Either way, it looks pretty scheisse.
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our pizza places suck so bad that our frozen pizzas are preferable. [gustavo gusto](https://www.chilirezept.de/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Gustavo-Gusto-Margherita-Zubereitung.jpg) is 1000 times better than the slop in the OP. that’s not even the worst rated place, it’s a mad average place. i am curious what the cultural reasons are behind our pizzas being so bad/mid when we are neighbors with italy…
The pics in this sub often make me wonder if I’ve come down with some kind of visual processing disorder
This is just sad…end its suffering.
https://i.redd.it/bs5dvzylgung1.gif
Stick to what Germans do right.
Looks a bit like Germany map in grease, how patriotic of them
No Barbie table in the middle,for starters.
Germans committing pizza crimes? Let’s hope it’s not a slippery slope.
*looks at grease*
Uhoh.
While this is poorly executed and I feel bad for OP, this is not a crime against pizza. I see crust, sauce, and cheese, and a non-disqualifying topping. This is a problem with delivery protocols. And if the pizza is ‘bad’ or poorly made, this cannot be gleaned from this photo nor does that constitute a ‘crime against pizza’. This looks like typical mediocre pizza.
It looks like they threw some oscar mayer sandwich ham on it.
My answer is don’t begin 😅
Would
Anyone else think someone was peeing into the box at first glance?
Is it German Pizza, in that it came from a pizza place in Germany, or German Pizza as in it’s reflective of a particular Teutonic approach to the recipe? Either way, it looks pretty scheisse.