I actually feel offended that this pizza from the Department of Homeland Security's campus in DC cost me $8.25…

by No_Internet8453

11 Comments

  1. I would let that pass if it was like $4. Gas station quality, gas station price, all is well.

    Not 8.25 though.

  2. Far_Sided

    I know the building. This a Sysco product, bottom rung. I think Sodexho was doing the “catering”. IIRC there was an awesome food truck scene at one point. Nobody ate at the cafeteria unless they were desperate.

  3. Investoid

    The price is a crime, but the food looks good enough for what I expect at a campus, which is not much.

  4. banjocoyote

    Second biggest war crime the DHS has committed this year

  5. EvaTheE

    It looks reheated, readymade pizza. That cheese does not look good at all. Looks microwaved. It is a crime.

  6. BillsMafia84

    Similar to the pizza you get poolside in Punta Cana for $2 tip. Garbage

  7. vacuumCleaner555

    I think this is a borderline call. There seems to be sufficient pepperoni although it could be more consistently distributed. There is evidence of pizza grease but I would need to taste the grease to evaluate it. The crust looks mediocre at best. Given your description that it was not freshly made, reheated, and tasted terrible, I’m going to declare it guilty.

  8. Friendly_Escape_1020

    It looks like a red barons pizza, not worth 8 bucks but convenience comes with a premium price.

  9. Mal-De-Terre

    Is pizza by any reasonable definition. Would smash.