
Thoughts?
My coworker said “Here’s the chives for the mashed potatoes”
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by ifuaguyugetsauced

Thoughts?
My coworker said “Here’s the chives for the mashed potatoes”
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by ifuaguyugetsauced
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That kitchen has so much room for activities.
I saw that fuckin log you picked. Send it back
https://preview.redd.it/c7bpdwgquwng1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=93b17277916266829b4a404a2ffeb884e59f2632
Might want to take the week, chef…
Aww shit. Here we go again, chef.

looks like lawn clippings from the lawn mower
https://preview.redd.it/8hv6x354vwng1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595e8a9794916023aef76154ae680c8ce4c894e1
Pour that into a dry colander over another sheet pan with parchment and give it a quick shake a couple time. Should snag all the big stupid ones.
So are you actually gonna tell this guy what he did wrong, or are you just gonna talk shit about him behind his back and let him keep making the same mistakes?
🎵 Where have you gone, u/F1exican, our kitchens turn their lonely eyes to you
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Its like a tray of lawn clippings
The giant rationals omg I’m jealous of that kitchen
Why is your floor so wet?
Just got home after an 11-hr shift and I still can’t escape the Rational timer 🙃
Replace him with a machine. It does a better job /s
here’s a picture for my visually inclined people
https://preview.redd.it/834gkz831xng1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd7150b530bcf68683f9c612d92bc48cdf4f673
It’s always best to steam grass clippings……I guess?
My thoughts are “I’m legally blind and I could do better than this”, and also, “please show him [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_8GJduSNs) or the Kenji video I can’t find right now”. Looks like someone needs a colander and some elbow grease 😉
Y’all need to dry that floor before there’s a nasty workplace incident.
It looked like he was gonna bake the chives…
Does he have 3 hands? How did he hold the tray, the camera AND pick up a chive?
That looks like the NAS Whidbey Island base galley.
Not in all my years looking at chives have I ever seen such a disgraceful pile
Are you cooking in Gustavo Fring’s meth lab? 😂
Where’s the chive guy?
Just put it in a blender at that point.
Tell him you’ll see him tomorrow, chef.
… and they should have said “Here ARE the chives…” ?
Show him how you want them cut!
Grass clippings.
https://preview.redd.it/6pyw91hzexng1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa42fe31caf9da03c22d344ae381a3d159537a97

That’s some yard clipping-ass chives.
You about to steam them?
Flag on the play, Incorrect usage of ayo.