





-breakfast (387 cals): eggs, sweet potatoes, mustard, figs, homemade banana bread, & matcha latte
-lunch (451 cals): carrots, cucumbers, sweet potatoes, mustard, hummus, popcorn, grapes, & homemade banana bread w/ drizz of honey
-snack 1 (100 cals): yasso bar
-dinner (264 cals): puffed rice cereal, protein shake (as base for cereal), & chocolate chips (i had to eat this in the dark while watching a movie to distract me from the fact it looked like a bowl of maggots 🤢)
-snack 2 (159 cals): cold brew coffee w/ creamer & grapes
by Eli_Rae

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Good lord, I went into pic 5 being like “ok I got a warning, but it can’t be *that* bad/realistic” 😅😂
I’ll have to look into those yasso bars! What flavor would you recommend? I’m an ice cream fiend 👹
As a biologist…you were not fucking around w that warning.
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You don’t like having muscle do you?
Where is the protein?
Uh. If those aren’t maggots then why do they have tiny heads?
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what the fuck is that 5th pic and howd u muster the appetite to eat it 😭😭 even if i ate it in the dark id. probably puke it all out later
Scrolled for the magg ots. Lol.
Important thing is the weekly calories not the daily.
Oh my god you did just have a whole bowl of maggots frl
Your warning makes me smile. It was an unusual warning, but probably actually very useful for people that would be intensely grossed out even when they know it’s not maggots, so that was thoughtful of you 🙂
amazing way to stage eating a bowl of maggots for a film if anyone ever needs it lol!
I love Yasso bars
Reminds me of the Bugs n Mud cereal I had when I was a kid.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TlGlrdWtpW8
Boy you weren’t kidding 😵💫