My significant other told me I will get no more kisses if I keep making “dumb” hockey celebration sandwiches. Jeez, we’ve been together for a few years, this isn’t new behavior on my part. Thankfully they didn’t say a nice ass grab or hug is not allowed. Have to look on the bright side of things.
by Ashamed-Land1221
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Aren’t they just giving you a hint to make two?
Im so confused.
I mean , that looks tasty. But as someone else mentioned maybe just ask and see if significant other might want something as well.
Just brush your teeth afterwards It should do the trick
Paradise = a sandwich in one hand, and a fine ass in the other.
He’s a terrorist
You don’t need that negativity regarding onions
I’m a fan of onions but I do get people finding it a bit off putting.
But if she is your SO it’s a bit late to complain.
Needs more onion
All of my yes’es
That looks 🤤
Try less onions and mix some diced pickles in, or try shallots
I have no idea what’s going on here.
Since you use the cutting board for the onions anyway, try slicing the deli meat into lil spreads. It makes it have way more surface area which makes it taste even better~