The onion cutting technique alone is worth a quick watch

by Cyka_Blyetikosa

27 Comments

  1. No_Salad1394

    What in the absolute fuck am I witnessing?

    How … why… where..?

  2. That technique looks dangerous. And I’m not convinced that any of these ingredients, utensils, or hands are clean.

  3. Cooking wieners while cooking your wieners with a burner on your crotches.

  4. No-Molasses-9269

    Garlic should be put it in about 30sec before the onions are done. They burn quickly.

  5. hummus_is_yummus1

    As someone who has had to resort to this kind of meal: Would

  6. Lick_My_BigButt_1980

    Well, _that_ was sure resourceful. 💯

  7. cjmorello

    I’m pretty sure that stuff in the yellow tub isn’t butter

  8. StepbackJumpa

    Well now anytime I’m adding garlic to anything I’m gonna have to say some GAHHH LIC

  9. zenswashbuckler

    Me, after doing this a couple times a month:

    “What the fuck are you doing, you dumb asshole! That’s the *good* box cutter! You don’t cut *boxes* with the good box cutter! That’s what your fucking thumbnails are for!”

    The line between civilization and Frank Reynolds is a lot thinner than we’d like to think.

  10. kosmovii

    I love how his mates talk him up the whole time and then the one gives the younger one shit for not like onions and garlic

  11. HinsdaleCounty

    Figured out this was in English at about the 30-second mark

  12. KingFester

    Fantastic work lunch! I would join this crew!

  13. OldMovie9812

    I used to do this with my crew when I was in construction we’d pop up the stove and make tacos

  14. inononeofthisisreal

    His nails and the fact that he’s touching his pants gross me out.

  15. FyreIronBear

    That box cutter has seen things. Serious things.

  16. dogquote

    The McDonald’s CEO needs to watch this to see what a REAL big bite looks like.

  17. slipperytornado

    Box cutter as paring knife! I’m amazed.

  18. GrowthDense2085

    Seeing those horrible fingernails immediately made all that otherwise perfectly decent stoner food look entirely unappealing. When’s the last time those hands have touched soap I wonder.

  19. >The onion cutting technique alone is worth a quick watch

    If I tried to cut an onion like that I would have bloody onions, and not in a British slang kind of way

  20. NoBonus6969

    Damn bro coach Taylor is really on hard times after getting fired by West Dillon