Not something you see every day…and thank fuck for that.
PowerandSignal
Yeah, no.
GobiPLX
Why vegans have such strong need to change dough to something… ughm… looking like dry vomit
Classic pizza dough is already vegan, but there are a lot of vegans who need to change it to some abomination. Even on this sub this is crossposted from, top 6 images I see are some weird pizza bases, only below that are normal pizzas that looks yummy
edit: those 6 top abomination pizzas are from the same user, lmao. And somehow those are supposed to be advertisement for their website. Very appetising, perfect ad
Quiet_Penis
Looks like shit from a butt
leaf_shift_post_2
Crime
Bay_de_Noc
I love pizza and make my own on a routine basis. This pizza makes me want to cry.
Proper-Photograph-76
no no no no no nooooooo ,It’s not pizza, it’s a crime
front_torch
So, not pizza.
Chiopista
None of the cauliflower crust pizzas I’ve eaten have looked quite so brown, but I’m assuming it’s homemade so I’d try it.
DrunkFatMan
If you’re vegan, you don’t get to eat pizza, that’s the choice you made. This abomination is a cry for help from a reluctant vegan trying to chase a faint reminder of the thought of what pizza can be.
thementalyogi
The crust looks like rolled out sausage and now I want to make a sausage crust pizza in direct opposition to this.
Icy-Yew-0837
*baked burnt vomit*
Icy-Yew-0837

Impending_Doom25
Vegan pizza is a crime in general
Acrobatic_Ad7541
Reminds me, I need to schedule my colonoscopy
Sparkster227
Why does the crust look like dried out gyro meat?
a_duck_in_past_life
Just use real dough. Why even try to make a pizza if you are going to replace everything? Like, I love vegan food but do they have to make it gluten free too?
dooby0782
This is not pizza. Life. With no possibility for parole.
ravage214
Vegetarianism is a disease
mittelegna
Yuck
SoftRoseDaydream
How can you eat it?
LTKerr
There are many delicious vegan dishes out there. This one is not one of them. At all.
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I mean… I’d try it but I don’t think it’s a pizza
Not something you see every day…and thank fuck for that.
Yeah, no.
Why vegans have such strong need to change dough to something… ughm… looking like dry vomit
Classic pizza dough is already vegan, but there are a lot of vegans who need to change it to some abomination. Even on this sub this is crossposted from, top 6 images I see are some weird pizza bases, only below that are normal pizzas that looks yummy
edit: those 6 top abomination pizzas are from the same user, lmao. And somehow those are supposed to be advertisement for their website. Very appetising, perfect ad
Looks like shit from a butt
Crime
I love pizza and make my own on a routine basis. This pizza makes me want to cry.
no no no no no nooooooo ,It’s not pizza, it’s a crime
So, not pizza.
None of the cauliflower crust pizzas I’ve eaten have looked quite so brown, but I’m assuming it’s homemade so I’d try it.
If you’re vegan, you don’t get to eat pizza, that’s the choice you made. This abomination is a cry for help from a reluctant vegan trying to chase a faint reminder of the thought of what pizza can be.
The crust looks like rolled out sausage and now I want to make a sausage crust pizza in direct opposition to this.
*baked burnt vomit*

Vegan pizza is a crime in general
Reminds me, I need to schedule my colonoscopy
Why does the crust look like dried out gyro meat?
Just use real dough. Why even try to make a pizza if you are going to replace everything? Like, I love vegan food but do they have to make it gluten free too?
This is not pizza. Life. With no possibility for parole.
Vegetarianism is a disease
Yuck
How can you eat it?
There are many delicious vegan dishes out there. This one is not one of them. At all.
Fuck up
So glad I’m not a Vegan.