All of the serrated knives are like this now which is obviously way better for cutting bread /s

by yourmomsvhs

38 Comments

  1. lanejamin

    I don’t know why this is making me crack up so much. You gave him a haircut.

  2. Xpalidocious

    >Best knife sharpener in town

    Is there only one sharpener in town?

  3. Matsunosuperfan

    You ask for knife sharper. So knife is sharper now.

    So what is problem?

  4. thisistherevolt

    This has entered prison weapon territory.

  5. Ok-Basket7531

    I wish I was as witty as all of the previous commenters. Maybe I should smoke more weed.

  6. bladedspokes

    You know, I bet you can add them back with a hacksaw.

  7. smalaki

    i thought it was a spatula there for a moment

  8. BoiCDumpsterFire

    Last place I worked I was the only person who used a serrated for bread. Even after showing multiple people everybody was confused why my bread wasn’t squished and shitty like everybody else.

  9. Twizt1Up

    The sad part is that he knew he was fucking up when he was sharpening them

  10. Ser_Austin_Flowers

    Probably better for fish now than anything else… also what the fu-

  11. PinchedTazerZ0

    One of the restaurant groups I’m a regional for gets knives swapped out from a company, I was helping out to cover a chef for a couple weeks and noticed the bread knives were like this
    “Are they always like this..?”
    “No. Just some weeks”

    Chewed the chef and company out, not even sure why we were having the bread knives swapped out that often hahaha

  12. NeatWhiskeyPlease

    Oh thank god he got all the little ridges out.

  13. IamNotFatIamChubby

    Can you sharp a serrated knife?

  14. HootieRocker59

    Do we live in the same town? I specifically went to a professional knife sharpener for my serrated bread knife because I didn’t want it to end up like this if I tried to sharpen it myself and the result looks very much like yours. 

    I now own two new bread knives and I  never visit that establishment again.

  15. Calamity-Gin

    So now you have serrainted knives. What’s the problem?

  16. BoomerishGenX

    Can one actually sharpen a serrated knife? TIL

  17. CurlSagan

    This is the perfect knife if you ever need to stab someone who is standing exactly 1 inch to the left of where you thought they were standing.

  18. MtnHotSpringsCouple

    ![gif](giphy|ZL6O2h9DuSeRB8OCoR)

    But, did it come with a show?

  19. RustyAndEddies

    Did he also pinky-swear to finally go down on you after the wax appointment?

  20. Graybeard_Shaving

    Nothing than the finest knife sharpening for the finest customers.

    You get what you pay for. Management wants cheap, they get cheap.

  21. Terpsichorean_Wombat

    Love you for the NSFW filter.

  22. Even-Macaroon-1661

    Does nobody have the magic fingers for those?

  23. rivenwyrm

    I’ve been considering starting a knife sharpening business though all the logistics and undoubtedly low profit margins give me pause but at least the competition in some places is literally incompetent. Sharpener would have done a better job by just forgetting about them and then returning them with the rest having pretended to do absolutely anything.

    Astounding…