Is it a pizza crime or a full-English breakfast crime?
Is it a pizza crime or a full-English breakfast crime?
by valfsingress
23 Comments
Milky_Muu
Yes.
SnooSprouts3083
man this is so bri’ish.
Abject_Advance_6638
This is a Class X Felony where I come from
thepizzagod195
Yes this is a crime. Though i do enjoy very much a full irish or English breakfast as an American lol
miscben
Not a pizza. Bit cover it in cheese with a gravy base and you might have a crime. A delicious crime.
gibson1029384756
I’m down for it, but maybe should have used the beans as the “sauce” so it didn’t look so dry
CPlus902
It’s not really a *pizza* crime, though, is it? I mean, sure, that’s a pizza crust with a full English breakfast on top, but there’s no sauce, there’s no cheese. It’s more like breakfast served on an edible plate than anything else.
Also is that waffle-cooked potato?
tmr89
Dry
wizchrills
Should’ve had a gravy and cheese base, with those topping on top but also spread out
Arstanishe
It’s not a crime, it’s british version of kebab. they just need to wrap the bread and it’s dope
LMB_mook
On behalf of all Brits, I apologise. Please don’t ban us from Italy.
thetieflingalchemist
Mother fucker is one step away from bringing back the trencher
hepheastus_87
r/fryupcrimes
RadarMaker77

tipareth1978
That’s just dumb. Not like I’m picking up a slice and eating that. May as well serve an English breakfast and a pita bread
ingoding
I already called the cops, the FBI, Innerpol, and the Avengers, they are on there way.
Lucky_Diver
The only crime is that they need more toppings or at least a ki d of sauce
GrouchyDefinition463
Is it good though???
Ohio-Knife-Lover
The beans no, the rest are fine
_Dingus_Khan
The fucking half of a tomato just tossed into the center
PointsOfXP
It’s mostly being used as a plate so I don’t see any crime here except food waste because ain’t no one finishing the plate
GasLongjumping130
leave it to the British to take good food and make it worse
23 Comments
Yes.
man this is so bri’ish.
This is a Class X Felony where I come from
Yes this is a crime. Though i do enjoy very much a full irish or English breakfast as an American lol
Not a pizza. Bit cover it in cheese with a gravy base and you might have a crime. A delicious crime.
I’m down for it, but maybe should have used the beans as the “sauce” so it didn’t look so dry
It’s not really a *pizza* crime, though, is it? I mean, sure, that’s a pizza crust with a full English breakfast on top, but there’s no sauce, there’s no cheese. It’s more like breakfast served on an edible plate than anything else.
Also is that waffle-cooked potato?
Dry
Should’ve had a gravy and cheese base, with those topping on top but also spread out
It’s not a crime, it’s british version of kebab.
they just need to wrap the bread and it’s dope
On behalf of all Brits, I apologise. Please don’t ban us from Italy.
Mother fucker is one step away from bringing back the trencher
r/fryupcrimes

That’s just dumb. Not like I’m picking up a slice and eating that. May as well serve an English breakfast and a pita bread
I already called the cops, the FBI, Innerpol, and the Avengers, they are on there way.
The only crime is that they need more toppings or at least a ki d of sauce
Is it good though???
The beans no, the rest are fine
The fucking half of a tomato just tossed into the center
It’s mostly being used as a plate so I don’t see any crime here except food waste because ain’t no one finishing the plate
leave it to the British to take good food and make it worse
Pizza, or just bread?