Is it a pizza crime or a full-English breakfast crime?



by valfsingress

23 Comments

  1. Abject_Advance_6638

    This is a Class X Felony where I come from

  2. thepizzagod195

    Yes this is a crime. Though i do enjoy very much a full irish or English breakfast as an American lol

  3. miscben

    Not a pizza. Bit cover it in cheese with a gravy base and you might have a crime. A delicious crime.

  4. gibson1029384756

    I’m down for it, but maybe should have used the beans as the “sauce” so it didn’t look so dry

  5. CPlus902

    It’s not really a *pizza* crime, though, is it? I mean, sure, that’s a pizza crust with a full English breakfast on top, but there’s no sauce, there’s no cheese. It’s more like breakfast served on an edible plate than anything else.

    Also is that waffle-cooked potato?

  6. wizchrills

    Should’ve had a gravy and cheese base, with those topping on top but also spread out

  7. Arstanishe

    It’s not a crime, it’s british version of kebab.
    they just need to wrap the bread and it’s dope

  8. LMB_mook

    On behalf of all Brits, I apologise. Please don’t ban us from Italy.

  9. thetieflingalchemist

    Mother fucker is one step away from bringing back the trencher

  10. RadarMaker77

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  11. tipareth1978

    That’s just dumb. Not like I’m picking up a slice and eating that. May as well serve an English breakfast and a pita bread

  12. ingoding

    I already called the cops, the FBI, Innerpol, and the Avengers, they are on there way.

  13. Lucky_Diver

    The only crime is that they need more toppings or at least a ki d of sauce

  14. Ohio-Knife-Lover

    The beans no, the rest are fine

  15. _Dingus_Khan

    The fucking half of a tomato just tossed into the center

  16. PointsOfXP

    It’s mostly being used as a plate so I don’t see any crime here except food waste because ain’t no one finishing the plate

  17. GasLongjumping130

    leave it to the British to take good food and make it worse