By Slurrp Editorial
Updated:Mar 12, 2026
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One American tourist cut her éclairs in Paris. The French have not recovered. Nor, frankly, have we.
Image Credit: The tourist who cut an éclair the wrong way inadvertently united the French internet for the first time since 1789.
Filed under: CULTURE | FOOD | INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS
IT BEGAN, as all great international incidents do, with pastry.
The Threads post received 310,000 views. The French descended. It was, as one non-French observer put it, “perfectly French, and it hurts.”
Herewith, a compendium. Consider it a public service.
France: The Éclair Affair (And Other Structural Violations)
Cutting an éclair in half, so that the cream falls out like the contents of a defeated piñata, is considered a cry for help.
“Did they guillotine the éclairs for you?” asked one commenter, with 11,200 likes. The guillotine joke wrote itself. The French, to their credit, were not even surprised. They were just… tired.
Related French food sins: asking for a baguette sliced (the look you will receive), putting anything other than butter or jam on a croissant (possible deportation), and ordering a café au lait after 11am (they will serve it, but they will know).
India: There Are 1.4 Billion People Here, And Every Single One Of Them Has An Opinion On Biryani
India does not have a food culture. India has approximately nine thousand food cultures, each of which believes all the others are doing it wrong, and none of which is incorrect in this belief.
Further Indian food sins that will end relationships:
• Calling all lentil dishes “dal” with the same energy you’d call all pasta “noodles.” You have been warned.
• Eating a dosa with a fork. A fork. In front of people. The dosa is designed to be torn. It is practically begging to be torn. Using a fork on a dosa is like reading poetry with a highlighter.
• Ordering “chai tea” anywhere within earshot of a desi person. Chai means tea. You have ordered tea tea. You are a tea tea ordering person and you should feel tea tea bad. (See also: “naan bread”.)
• Putting curd rice anywhere near someone’s Chettinad mutton. These two dishes are not friends. They have not agreed to be on the same plate. Respect their boundaries.
Italy: A Nation Held Together Entirely By Pasta Rules
Classic Italian food sins:
• Pineapple on pizza. This has been litigated. The verdict is in. It is not a close case.
• Ordering a cappuccino after noon. Italy will make it. Italy will not forgive you.
• Cutting spaghetti. Using a spoon to twirl pasta. Both are acceptable in their own country. In Italy, they are conversational topics that can ruin a dinner party.
• Putting the pasta in before the water boils. You know what you did.
Japan does not shout about food sins. Japan does not post about them on Threads with 11,000 likes. Japan simply notes them, internally, and adjusts its opinion of you accordingly, and this is somehow more devastating.
Pouring soy sauce directly onto plain rice at a nice restaurant is technically legal. So is arriving at the opera in a sleeping bag. Both will result in the same expression from the people around you.
Mexico: Salsa Is Not Negotiable
Mexico has a Tex-Mex problem, in the same way that France has an éclair problem, which is to say: Tex-Mex exists, people enjoy it, and Mexican grandmothers have simply agreed not to discuss it at family gatherings because life is short and mole takes three days to make.
Britain: The Scone Schism
The woman from Threads, for her part, seems to be taking it well. She posted the photo, got 310,000 views, and is presumably now in possession of a very good story for dinner parties.
Though we’d advise, for the future: don’t cut the éclairs. Don’t ask for your steak well-done. Don’t put ketchup on the biryani.
Some lines, once crossed, cannot be uncrossed.
Have we missed the most egregious food sin in your books? Tell us about it. We have time. We are eating éclairs — correctly — while we wait.
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