His soul left his body long before he stepped into the carving station.
Y0___0Y
Isn’t there an AI video where someone had this guy say much more outlandish shit?
prsiii
“Have you ever been to a turkish prison?”
stickytuna
Idk wtf this is but I absolutely love it. The randomness of his questions, the eagerness with which he asks them, the yacht rock, the bluriness. It’s all peak 90s
TheKingkir0
God customer service sucks and it literally is just like this. “Oh. A human furniture who exists to serve me. Delete manners.”
Meanwhile there’s me whose been in customer service since I was 16 saying thank you to the pepsi vending machine outside Walmart.
homme_icide
There’s a version of this where Bob odenkirk does this on conan
Original-Let8340
Casino I worked at tried to make me slice one time when they were short handed up front. I told them I’d rather fucking die. They just kept standing there with the knives like I was going to take them eventually, I told them I wasn’t kidding. Finally they went to get the boss and I heard him yell “Hey J come here!” I replied “Fucking NO.” I heard him say ‘just fucking go get someone else.” Last I heard of it.
automator3000
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes” is a top tier pick up line.
instant_ramen_chef
That sexy sax.
Allllllright….
RedBleedingBult
I also go “alright” when a customer is being a dick
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I wonder where this guy is now. I hope he’s doing better.
I’ve seen this so many times I knew it from the thumbnail alone, always a joy.
“Shut the fuck up and give me my mild temp prime”
I was “literally” this guy for a summer. Slicing prime rib poolside at the four seasons.
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I legit quit a job recently because they wanted me to do this exact type of thing for an event. Hard pass.
I was amazed to find out he’s still alive
Best part
“Give me that”
This shit is gospel in my house
Shut up and give me an end cut. I’ll be back for round two after my cigarette in the smoking section.
Alright 🙂↕️
Reminds of my homie Brian! “Whats the chicken sauce for? Uhhh to sauce your chicken ma’am.”
Loving the yacht rock
Omg this dude is from Minnesota and was an actual meat carver at old country buffet!
Did you try the Lasagna?
I was expecting them to start fucking tbh
*with extreme meat sweats*
“Is it still hot out there?”
“Ooookay”
-Someone who is very not ok
This is giving me hard vintage p*rn vibe.
[Can I please hit your vape? Daddy’s fiending!](https://v.redd.it/y3os28b2oung1)
His soul left his body long before he stepped into the carving station.
Isn’t there an AI video where someone had this guy say much more outlandish shit?
“Have you ever been to a turkish prison?”
Idk wtf this is but I absolutely love it. The randomness of his questions, the eagerness with which he asks them, the yacht rock, the bluriness. It’s all peak 90s
God customer service sucks and it literally is just like this. “Oh. A human furniture who exists to serve me. Delete manners.”
Meanwhile there’s me whose been in customer service since I was 16 saying thank you to the pepsi vending machine outside Walmart.
There’s a version of this where Bob odenkirk does this on conan
Casino I worked at tried to make me slice one time when they were short handed up front. I told them I’d rather fucking die. They just kept standing there with the knives like I was going to take them eventually, I told them I wasn’t kidding. Finally they went to get the boss and I heard him yell “Hey J come here!” I replied “Fucking NO.” I heard him say ‘just fucking go get someone else.” Last I heard of it.
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes” is a top tier pick up line.
That sexy sax.
Allllllright….
I also go “alright” when a customer is being a dick
“Wanna see my Purple Heart?”
Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?
“gimmedatt”
Gimme that 👉
I like [this version](https://youtu.be/npiVdAn2pt8?si=w7ezZsX-Y2rH-Co7) too
That’s a Bethesda NPC
OMG, what is this. Please – I’m out of the loop and MUST KNOW 🤣
“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”
Engage in pleasant small talk with the guest. Try the following topics:
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
“Does this look like an STD to you?”
“Ever done blow off a trashcan lid near a dumpster?”
Allllright