Seen on Instagram does this constitute a pizza crime 🤔
Seen on Instagram does this constitute a pizza crime 🤔
by SATANFROWNED
17 Comments
Dry_Win1450
rawmeatprophet
This person is fired from food
tmr89
No, it’s a fry up crime
the-great-sabi
I think it be alright if not for the waffle. Carbohydrates on Carbohydrates.
Doofindork
You’d think the crime is putting these things on pizza. But the actual crime is not putting any damn pizza sauce or cheese on it.
SeaworthinessTop7704
Two bags of shit, don’t make a bag of diamonds.
RioTheLeoo
A crime against pizza, a crime against breakfast and probably pretty good by British food standards.
Treacle_Pendulum
This is a crime, but in concept there’s a way to do a full English breakfast pizza in a non-offensive way
jim9162
Should’ve made the base tomato sauce and beans, with toppings an equal amount of chopped up stuff from the fry up.
This is just lazy.
ESIsurveillanceSD
r/wewantplates
commonbleachenjoyer
This isn’t even pizza, it’s just things on bread. Impersonation is punishable by jail time
PreperationOuch
Needs HP
Guinea-Pig-Cafe
This is why we dumped all their tea
Cognac_and_swishers
Not only is it a pizza crime, but the English breakfast ingredients themselves look criminal. The beans and egg look like they’ve been sitting out for a long time. The tomato looks like it was maybe waved over a grill. The bacon looks like American-style bacon, which is fine, but not what I expect with a Full English. It doesn’t look like there’s any black pudding. (I think the black thing above the tomato is a mushroom?) The waffle looks sad, and I don’t even think of a waffle as a Full English ingredient.
Frostsorrow
That’s not even a good full English!
SuperTulle
I’ve been thinking about making an English Breakfast Pizza, but one that looks like an actual pizza and not just a bunch of mediocre looking stuff on a piece of bread.
Inside-Run785
This constitutes a crime against humanity, not just pizza.
17 Comments
This person is fired from food
No, it’s a fry up crime
I think it be alright if not for the waffle. Carbohydrates on Carbohydrates.
You’d think the crime is putting these things on pizza. But the actual crime is not putting any damn pizza sauce or cheese on it.
Two bags of shit, don’t make a bag of diamonds.
A crime against pizza, a crime against breakfast and probably pretty good by British food standards.
This is a crime, but in concept there’s a way to do a full English breakfast pizza in a non-offensive way
Should’ve made the base tomato sauce and beans, with toppings an equal amount of chopped up stuff from the fry up.
This is just lazy.
r/wewantplates
This isn’t even pizza, it’s just things on bread. Impersonation is punishable by jail time
Needs HP
This is why we dumped all their tea
Not only is it a pizza crime, but the English breakfast ingredients themselves look criminal. The beans and egg look like they’ve been sitting out for a long time. The tomato looks like it was maybe waved over a grill. The bacon looks like American-style bacon, which is fine, but not what I expect with a Full English. It doesn’t look like there’s any black pudding. (I think the black thing above the tomato is a mushroom?) The waffle looks sad, and I don’t even think of a waffle as a Full English ingredient.
That’s not even a good full English!
I’ve been thinking about making an English Breakfast Pizza, but one that looks like an actual pizza and not just a bunch of mediocre looking stuff on a piece of bread.
This constitutes a crime against humanity, not just pizza.