Rock almost got my grinder today! Always check your beans.

by Impossible_Mode_7521

26 Comments

  1. Advanced-Humor9786

    That’s easy to miss. I’m glad you caught it!

  2. That’s a brick.

    (And I’m drowning slowly…)

  3. erutuferutuf

    Have you tried to dry your filiments?

    Wait wrong sub

  4. timesnewroman03

    let’s just reverse the subs at this point, only serious posting on r/espressocirclejerk from here on out 

  5. TheTinnyKing

    Only pussies mix a teaspoon of cement in with their morning brew, real mean take the whole brick

  6. Quentin-Code

    Careful there might be beans with your rocks.

  7. Reasonable-Union-499

    How do i get my hands on these beans?

  8. TunaTunaLeeks

    Gotta protect your grinder from Dwayne Johnson. Never know when he’s coming for your grinder.

  9. Own-Ice5231

    I weight bean by bean so I don’t have a problem like finding a brick

  10. OneYogurtcloset3576

    I think I laughed more when I stood on an upturned plug

  11. Georg_Simmel

    Make sure you reach out to the roaster about that. They’re going to want to know about it- something went seriously wrong during processing.

  12. Realistic_Ask_4155

    Fuck beans that was a rock wasn’t it?

  13. Ok_Maybe_8286

    Where did you get your rectangular basket? Also, get a larger knock box next time.

  14. Jokes aside, I have a bag I dump all of my almost finished bean bags into that I use for espresso martinis and found my first rock.

  15. BunkerSquirre1

    That’s not a rock it’s concrete with aggregate filler

  16. Theotar

    Good spot I would have over looked that one.