What the hell, is that a thing? If it works, it makes sense I guess, but like the narrator said, ain’t the shit gonna be shittin?
SmithyMcSmithton
What the fuck. These are the kind of psychos that put raisins in the potato salad.
Lmacncheese
Every single one of dem died with diarrhea killed me
Brilliant-Army6857
I get purging the crawfish but I don’t think magnesium citrate works on them like it does for us, and even if it did wouldn’t you have to leave it for like 6+ hours so they get the shit out? Idk
Scary_Aardvark2978
If you’re afraid of some poop, pull the string don’t massacre the entire boil. Damn
IKillZombies4Cash
Since it’s all gonna taste like seasoning , I think I’ll opt for a bag of Doritos and no laxatives
SomeEstimate1446
Silver_Ad3195
This is an advertisement for “you can’t eat at everyone’s house” lol
CompletelyBedWasted
Ragebait
FourMountainLions
Not the pineapple! 🤣
veronicave
“Yo stomach gonna sound like boots in a dryer”
Beezelbub_is_me
Salt! Just purge them with salt. I hate how people bastardize this shit. As a white dude, just stop please.
veronicave
Throw the whole people away.
Tribalbob
You can tell they’re high end because they used the lemon-flavoured Magnesium Citrate.
LocalMarsupial9
I had to have a talk with my wife about washing mushrooms. See that dirt on there? That’s poop dirt!
Nate1257
“Sigh-trate”
TheOnlyRealOne43
All those crawfish not only died for nothing, they got boiled alive for nothing.
cat_selling_souls
There ain’t no way people weren’t stacked in the bathroom like in the movie Bridesmaids.
katieb1300
That’s so cruel to boil them alive.
SpartanRage117
I *think* saying unwashed this or that is a passive aggressive jab at the commenters who complained she didnt wash the crawfish and xyz in previous videos.
ShadowDarkraven27
the only guy that does crawfish right is stalecracker on YouTube
DoubleFamous5751
I normally don’t like people doing reaction videos, but this guy is comedy: “I already don’t like the way you sound”
Lolololol
SarcShmarc
Ok, this is insane all around, but there’s one thing I truly can’t wrap my head around.
She specifies that the crawfish have been washed/that they’re clean several times, but why the fuck did they specify UNWASHED potatos, corn, and mushrooms? Is there some kind of logic to that I am missing??
BYOKittens
You dont boil the citrate. You add it to several gallons of water to purge and wash.
Its crazy how many comments there are and not one mentioning this.
anonymous-1234565
You can’t eat at everybody’s house
You can’t eat at everybody’s house.
I forgot the rest
_UrbaneGuerrilla_
Aside from the laxative stupidity, who the fuck thinks mushrooms and potatoes cook at the same rate?
This must be ragebait.
discreet_deets
Unwashed potatoes and unwashed mushrooms? So you added a layer of literal soil-dirt earthiness to balance the boil? But come here…lean in. This is a seafood boil, not an earthy bathtub of mudbugs. They took the “mudbugs” nickname for crawfish a little too literally with this one. There’s so much wrong with this that it’s all I could focus on 😱though I see the rest too. Definitely stupid food.
Broad_Poet4866
I feel so bad for the crawfish. I eat meat but there’s no way I’d be cool with eating this.
tuchesuavae
Is that unpeeled/ uncrushed garlic?
DocCEN007
Magnesium citrate, typically used as a laxative for humans, does not have any direct or intended effect on crawfish
scriptingends
iCantLogOut2
Why unwashed? Everything else is egregious, but I understand that they *think* thr magnesium is doing is something (it’s not, but they believe it is)…. But what’s the purpose of “unwashed potatoes” and “unwashed mushrooms”??? What are you adding to the dish by not washing these extremely dirty ingredients??
Thnxredball
“Every single one of them died with diarrhea”
Ur_Just_Spare_Parts
Wouldn’t this make everyone eating it shit their brains out?
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“I already don’t like the way you sound.”
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that.
What the hell, is that a thing? If it works, it makes sense I guess, but like the narrator said, ain’t the shit gonna be shittin?
What the fuck. These are the kind of psychos that put raisins in the potato salad.
Every single one of dem died with diarrhea killed me
I get purging the crawfish but I don’t think magnesium citrate works on them like it does for us, and even if it did wouldn’t you have to leave it for like 6+ hours so they get the shit out? Idk
If you’re afraid of some poop, pull the string don’t massacre the entire boil. Damn
Since it’s all gonna taste like seasoning , I think I’ll opt for a bag of Doritos and no laxatives
This is an advertisement for “you can’t eat at everyone’s house” lol
Ragebait
Not the pineapple! 🤣
“Yo stomach gonna sound like boots in a dryer”
Salt! Just purge them with salt. I hate how people bastardize this shit. As a white dude, just stop please.
Throw the whole people away.
You can tell they’re high end because they used the lemon-flavoured Magnesium Citrate.
I had to have a talk with my wife about washing mushrooms. See that dirt on there? That’s poop dirt!
“Sigh-trate”
All those crawfish not only died for nothing, they got boiled alive for nothing.
There ain’t no way people weren’t stacked in the bathroom like in the movie Bridesmaids.
That’s so cruel to boil them alive.
I *think* saying unwashed this or that is a passive aggressive jab at the commenters who complained she didnt wash the crawfish and xyz in previous videos.
the only guy that does crawfish right is stalecracker on YouTube
I normally don’t like people doing reaction videos, but this guy is comedy: “I already don’t like the way you sound”
Lolololol
Ok, this is insane all around, but there’s one thing I truly can’t wrap my head around.
She specifies that the crawfish have been washed/that they’re clean several times, but why the fuck did they specify UNWASHED potatos, corn, and mushrooms? Is there some kind of logic to that I am missing??
You dont boil the citrate. You add it to several gallons of water to purge and wash.
Its crazy how many comments there are and not one mentioning this.
You can’t eat at everybody’s house
You can’t eat at everybody’s house.
I forgot the rest
Aside from the laxative stupidity, who the fuck thinks mushrooms and potatoes cook at the same rate?
This must be ragebait.
Unwashed potatoes and unwashed mushrooms? So you added a layer of literal soil-dirt earthiness to balance the boil? But come here…lean in. This is a seafood boil, not an earthy bathtub of mudbugs. They took the “mudbugs” nickname for crawfish a little too literally with this one. There’s so much wrong with this that it’s all I could focus on 😱though I see the rest too. Definitely stupid food.
I feel so bad for the crawfish. I eat meat but there’s no way I’d be cool with eating this.
Is that unpeeled/ uncrushed garlic?
Magnesium citrate, typically used as a laxative for humans, does not have any direct or intended effect on crawfish
Why unwashed? Everything else is egregious, but I understand that they *think* thr magnesium is doing is something (it’s not, but they believe it is)…. But what’s the purpose of “unwashed potatoes” and “unwashed mushrooms”??? What are you adding to the dish by not washing these extremely dirty ingredients??
“Every single one of them died with diarrhea”
Wouldn’t this make everyone eating it shit their brains out?
pronounced “sit-rate”