You think I’m gonna eat this with the pickles off to the side like that?
syzygybeaver
I once tried a C-RAT (canned ration from the US Military left as survival rations)from the 70s that had been sitting in a bldg out in the boonies for 30+ years and even I wouldn’t have the bravery to try that. Ok, I would, but whiskey would be involved.
Flibiddy-Floo
Alright! Let’s get this out onto a tray! Nice, mkay
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I choose starve.
Better than some of the stuff I eat out of the grease trap.
Omg Germany. We made your hamburg steak into a sandwich form and this is how you repay us? We are supposed to be burger allies!
There aint no money high enough lol
Why do you hate your dishie?

The horror…
What hath God wrought?

What the actual fuck am I looking at.
Throw it on the grill for a sec.. get a little char, some grill marks (diamond preferably)… it’ll be just like gourmet!
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I’m calling HR.
Fuck you, dishwashers are king
#Wingnut dishwashers union
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
I would actually take a bite out of that just to see what it tasted like.

So, how was it?
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id eat dat
I think I’ll actually go with sleep for dinner, if it’s all the same.
Your burger…*will keel…*
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That’s grim looking, I would try it just to say I did
Would.
I has can cheezburger
This makes me think of all the cans of spotted dick I’ve bought people over the years.


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Look at that product
You think I’m gonna eat this with the pickles off to the side like that?
I once tried a C-RAT (canned ration from the US Military left as survival rations)from the 70s that had been sitting in a bldg out in the boonies for 30+ years and even I wouldn’t have the bravery to try that.
Ok, I would, but whiskey would be involved.
Alright! Let’s get this out onto a tray! Nice, mkay
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That bottom bun looks like jello.


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Burger be like
I’m assuming you hate your dish crew


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