No mozz or blue cheese crumbles and no buffalo or ranch

by DeadDovah

30 Comments

  1. JohnnyKnifefight

    Buffaload of bullshit right there

  2. greenmky

    That’s a pita with some salad on top of it and a little chicken.

  3. SoCalCognac

    Yeah that’s a guilty. Trying to impersonate a pizza without sauce or cheese is an automatic guilty.

  4. TzKal_Oak

    Is this what SpongeBob thought a salad was

  5. mmcmonster

    I definitely do not see any signs of buffalo on that pizza.

  6. Voduun-World-Healer

    Is there buffalo meat hidden underneath that shit? Why is this called a Buffalo pizza in the slightest?

    To the Gulag with whoever created this abomination!!!

  7. Queenphoen

    Absolute crime, where are the buffalo and the chicken 🥲

  8. beardedcatfarts

    Ranch does not belong on a buffalo chicken pizza. Just setting the record straight

  9. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    I’m not even sure this is a pizza we need more information.

    Is this something you bought at a restaurant or is this something you made at home?

    …there appears to be no cheese tomato sauce it’s relationship with pizza is tenuous at best. This courtroom sometimes is filled with false arrests dessert pizzas, something on bread…

  10. captchaconfused

    none, none of those words match the image

  11. DeadDovah

    Here more context I’m sorry I don’t post much
    I worked in a kitchen at a brewery that made pizzas, gyros, wings that sort of thing. my kitchen manager came up with a buffalo chicken pizza with buffalo sauce as the base with mozzarella, carrots, celery, chicken, bacon, arugula, blue cheese crumbs and ranch.
    Someone ordered one with no sauces or any cheese and so this was born.
    I also didn’t not do the prep work this is how they cut the chicken and did everything I worked with what I had lmao

    Edit: spelling and they charged like $18 for this creation

  12. Codenamehardhat77

    Naan with a few greens. Not pizza.

  13. toasterlunatic

    I’ll have a buffalo chicken pizza with no buffalo chicken please

  14. Coleslawholywar

    This might be Chris Traegers idea of a pizza, it not mine.

  15. zygotepariah

    Would you like some pizza with your crust?

  16. The_Captain_Whymzi

    You’ve brought us the food my food eats.