Did you just take a brick and put it between 2 slices of bread hoping we didn’t notice?
JellyKelp77
Truly impressive work, op
One_Print_595
gotta unhinge the jaw for that
JTerveen
*golf clap*
zxwablo2840
Did you have a falling out with your knives?
h0rchatapapi
Couldn’t slice it or nothing? Savage.
McbucketsMan
That’s some thicc spam ya got there buddy
NoStupidQsExist
coulda diced up the spam and cook it up nice and crispy to render the fat, fried the toast in it and then the eggs
Then_Seesaw6777
u/Ticketoestickler SPAM Sandwich Recipe
1.) Empty contents of SPAM can in one solid loaf.
2.) Heavily singe SPAM loaf with flamethrower or butane torch.
3.) Place between two slices of white bread with no condiments, seasoning, or other toppings.
Bone apple tea 👨🍳 😙 👌
wizardrous
Are your shits legally classified as artillery?
xergog
Does it really fit in between the stove element and the pot?
rexcasei
Roasted that thing silly but couldn’t be bothered to toast the bread…
The side of egg really completes it though
impliedapathy
This person is speedrunning gout
vitanyroyale
Just because you put ***something*** [whatever that is] between two pieces of bread, doesn’t mean it’s a sandwhich 😭
txbonedaddy
Boring-Taro-2529
Bro is that a whole chunk of spam? That can serve 6 people if you sliced them up. Or if I open up a spam for my self, cut couple slice, put the spam in a small zip loc, make sure air tight and put em in the fridge for later. That’s just me tho.
SonicPlacebo
Is that an entire can brick of spam? Like, you didn’t even slice it or replace it with something good?
Lem0n_Lem0n
That’s a spamwitch
ToadGlobal
More concerned with the giant pile of bird diarrhea next to the sandwich
Otherwise-Jello3177
First off, thank you for blessing me with this unholy image. Second, how is your blood pressure?
Extra-Astronomer-688
You practically burnt the block of spam but couldn’t toast the bread?
MaiShiranuifan06
Did a bird take a dump next to your sandwich?
michaelCCLB
Tha fuck …
johnwynnes
Who cursed the eggs and why?
DustyMcKnuckles
…Im Hawaiian. I literally looked up a spam t shirt today cuz I saw a dude wearing one and was like “maaan I would totally rock that!”
I _adore_ the stuff.
But that bread/’meat’ ratio is waaaaay off hahaha. Tell me its not naked too… youve got some condiments on there as well, right? Fried spam sandwiches with mustard are a go-to camping dinner for me!
behaigo
You know, it tastes a lot better if you slice it up before you fry it. You can still put the whole thing on a sandwich like a lunatic if you want, maybe with some condiments or cheese or something. You don’t need to eat it like you’re Mad Max lol
Who-am-i-inDE
Yeah, That bish ugly as hell but I’d say Grace and fek it up. Can’t do gas AND groceries – iykyk
renfsu
All you had to do was toast the bread. Also you could’ve cut the spam in half and had 2 sandwiches.
Kenji1912
Feynnehrun
What the hell is next to it?
ParachutingPiglets
Is that a rock from a creek that you put between two pieces of bread?
Big_Boooosh
Reminds me of the sandwich debate in Fallout 4. “Just because you put a slab of mirelurk meat between two slices of bread, doesn’t make it a sandwich.”
CocoMic
You know one slice is a like a full day of sodium, right? So that’s like, a week’s worth of sodium?
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MMMM I love a nice hard brick sandwich.
Did you just take a brick and put it between 2 slices of bread hoping we didn’t notice?
Truly impressive work, op
gotta unhinge the jaw for that
*golf clap*
Did you have a falling out with your knives?
Couldn’t slice it or nothing? Savage.
That’s some thicc spam ya got there buddy
coulda diced up the spam and cook it up nice and crispy to render the fat, fried the toast in it and then the eggs
u/Ticketoestickler SPAM Sandwich Recipe
1.) Empty contents of SPAM can in one solid loaf.
2.) Heavily singe SPAM loaf with flamethrower or butane torch.
3.) Place between two slices of white bread with no condiments, seasoning, or other toppings.
Bone apple tea 👨🍳 😙 👌
Are your shits legally classified as artillery?
Does it really fit in between the stove element and the pot?
Roasted that thing silly but couldn’t be bothered to toast the bread…
The side of egg really completes it though
This person is speedrunning gout
Just because you put ***something*** [whatever that is] between two pieces of bread, doesn’t mean it’s a sandwhich 😭
Bro is that a whole chunk of spam? That can serve 6 people if you sliced them up. Or if I open up a spam for my self, cut couple slice, put the spam in a small zip loc, make sure air tight and put em in the fridge for later. That’s just me tho.
Is that an entire can brick of spam? Like, you didn’t even slice it or replace it with something good?
That’s a spamwitch
More concerned with the giant pile of bird diarrhea next to the sandwich
First off, thank you for blessing me with this unholy image. Second, how is your blood pressure?
You practically burnt the block of spam but couldn’t toast the bread?
Did a bird take a dump next to your sandwich?
Tha fuck …
Who cursed the eggs and why?
…Im Hawaiian. I literally looked up a spam t shirt today cuz I saw a dude wearing one and was like “maaan I would totally rock that!”
I _adore_ the stuff.
But that bread/’meat’ ratio is waaaaay off hahaha. Tell me its not naked too… youve got some condiments on there as well, right? Fried spam sandwiches with mustard are a go-to camping dinner for me!
You know, it tastes a lot better if you slice it up before you fry it. You can still put the whole thing on a sandwich like a lunatic if you want, maybe with some condiments or cheese or something. You don’t need to eat it like you’re Mad Max lol
Yeah, That bish ugly as hell but I’d say Grace and fek it up. Can’t do gas AND groceries – iykyk
All you had to do was toast the bread. Also you could’ve cut the spam in half and had 2 sandwiches.
What the hell is next to it?
Is that a rock from a creek that you put between two pieces of bread?
Reminds me of the sandwich debate in Fallout 4. “Just because you put a slab of mirelurk meat between two slices of bread, doesn’t make it a sandwich.”
You know one slice is a like a full day of sodium, right? So that’s like, a week’s worth of sodium?
Looks like a brownie sandwich