I purchased some perch fish and my mom offered to cook it for me when I got back from the gym.
Can anyone tell me why she added ketchup to it??
by Daga29
34 Comments
CasanovaWong
She tried. Be thankful.
K3LLYB33N
It looked good before the addition of ketchup. Usually perch is lightly breaded and pan fried. It’s a very delicate an mild flavoured fish. The ketchup makes no sense.
curseblock
Putting it on everything and not just her portion 😭
nogardleirie
What did fish do to her to deserve this
Reynardine1976
Oh, to have even a bad dish from my mom again. She used to cook for me all the time. She was a drug addict and died of a heart attack in 2008. I haven’t been the same since.
Give your mom a hug for me. 💝
potatopierogie
Scrambled fish
chris95rx7500
now I’m sad
justanotherrchick
That ain’t right… but after one or two puffs of a joint I’d still eat it
enigmaticevil
“I made stir fry!”
cainhurstboy
“Your mom would put ketchup on her cereal if i let her” – my grandpa
Acornriot
I’m on her side. Is she looking for a new child
buttsexisyum
Your mom offered to cook it, which you agreed to Say thank you, eat the shit and be grateful or learn to cook for your damn self
WiglyWorm
That’s a rustic tomato confit.
walkenfan
Why does this look good to me though? Would be great on a sub roll with mayo, lettuce, & tomato.
A_mad_goose
Reminds me of when I bought a couple ribeyes my brother called me at work and wanted one. I was like cool can you make me one too I’ll be back in 30. I shit you not he microwaved them.
Grittyboi
I Remember mom and dad getting so hurt when I told them to never cook for me again, like no thanks I’m tired of cleaning your dishes when you decide to make a big batch of burnt bullsh*t
CoffeeJedi
Maybe she thought it was siracha?
Vintage_Senik9
jeffnorris
She must hate you
Eis_ber
I think it’s time for a new frying pan. The fish stuck to the bottom real badly. The ketchup is for extra flavor (and to distract the eye from the carnage).
BareTheBear66
Yall at the VERY least need new pans. Wtf
Grizzlywillis
Adding liquids ~~paste~~ to try to compensate for overcooking the fish?
Why you wouldn’t try anything else is beyond me, but I could just be a ketchup novice.
TelMinz007
She tried some and thought it wasn’t very good so to cover it up added ketchup?
dfmoti
Probably burnt it and trying to save it
NhylX
I remember going ice fishing for perch as a kid. We’d catch a bunch and start a huge bonfire on the ice (it was about 4 feet thick). My uncle would clean the fish, then we’d dredge them in flour and seasoning salt and pan fry them in butter over the fire. Some of the most delicious fish I’ve ever had. Seeing this pisses me off…
dfmoti
Also my mom tries to offer to “cook” the groceries I buy and magically always fucks them up. Firmly tell her no.
fucktooshifty
That’s just Chinese sweet and sour fish
Luna_Tick_420
Just look at it like fish sticks with ketchup, lol not the worst of things, I guess 😜
NewTropicBooty
To hide the fact that she can’t cook that’s why.
snuggly_cobra
This was worse than the fish and chips from Formula 51.
34 Comments
She tried. Be thankful.
It looked good before the addition of ketchup. Usually perch is lightly breaded and pan fried. It’s a very delicate an mild flavoured fish. The ketchup makes no sense.
Putting it on everything and not just her portion 😭
What did fish do to her to deserve this
Oh, to have even a bad dish from my mom again. She used to cook for me all the time. She was a drug addict and died of a heart attack in 2008. I haven’t been the same since.
Give your mom a hug for me. 💝
Scrambled fish
now I’m sad
That ain’t right… but after one or two puffs of a joint I’d still eat it
“I made stir fry!”
“Your mom would put ketchup on her cereal if i let her” – my grandpa
I’m on her side. Is she looking for a new child
Your mom offered to cook it, which you agreed to
Say thank you, eat the shit and be grateful or learn to cook for your damn self
That’s a rustic tomato confit.
Why does this look good to me though? Would be great on a sub roll with mayo, lettuce, & tomato.
Reminds me of when I bought a couple ribeyes my brother called me at work and wanted one. I was like cool can you make me one too I’ll be back in 30. I shit you not he microwaved them.
I Remember mom and dad getting so hurt when I told them to never cook for me again, like no thanks I’m tired of cleaning your dishes when you decide to make a big batch of burnt bullsh*t
Maybe she thought it was siracha?
She must hate you
I think it’s time for a new frying pan. The fish stuck to the bottom real badly. The ketchup is for extra flavor (and to distract the eye from the carnage).
Yall at the VERY least need new pans. Wtf
Adding liquids ~~paste~~ to try to compensate for overcooking the fish?
Why you wouldn’t try anything else is beyond me, but I could just be a ketchup novice.
She tried some and thought it wasn’t very good so to cover it up added ketchup?
Probably burnt it and trying to save it
I remember going ice fishing for perch as a kid. We’d catch a bunch and start a huge bonfire on the ice (it was about 4 feet thick). My uncle would clean the fish, then we’d dredge them in flour and seasoning salt and pan fry them in butter over the fire. Some of the most delicious fish I’ve ever had. Seeing this pisses me off…
Also my mom tries to offer to “cook” the groceries I buy and magically always fucks them up. Firmly tell her no.
That’s just Chinese sweet and sour fish
Just look at it like fish sticks with ketchup, lol not the worst of things, I guess 😜
To hide the fact that she can’t cook that’s why.
This was worse than the fish and chips from Formula 51.
This is very upsetting.
The disrespect 🙁
