Just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean I don’t want it

by desr43

34 Comments

  1. tom-cash2002

    You know, I’m kind of on board with American sports venues serving straight up carnival food. Like, you’re not heading to a ball game to eat healthy. You’re there for a good time.

  2. Bussamove86

    I’m imagining shouldering your way to concessions to get one, paying the 25 dollars it’ll probably cost, navigating back to your seat without dumping a pile of sugar everywhere, and then trying to eat it in the cheap seats before it all melts.

    In *Phoenix*.

    It sounds like a hell of your own making.

  3. MoveTheHeffalump

    On what planet is this stupid? If I’m sitting baking in the sun (iykyk) in the outfield give me two of those.

  4. liketosmokeweed420

    I think this is stupid only because I KNOW it will not look that good in person. I will however eat 2 of those and then have a tummy ache cause got damn does that look sexy

  5. echochilde

    This would take like an entire bottle of my insulin, but I still want it.

  6. My hands, face, and shirt are sticky from just looking at it

  7. MyMomsTastyButthole

    You mean… r/stupidfoodbutgimme

  8. sauceman66

    Looks good! Sure, there’s more toppings than a normal shake, but not too excessive. Would.

  9. KittyIsAn9ry

    I like fun food like this for big events, makes for a memorable outing

  10. DirtyRoller

    God damn.

    ![gif](giphy|WnJabfQ7tgZJS)

  11. Acceptable-Arugula69

    I would drink/eat this, and then immediately get diabetes. 😆

  12. HerrYusoy

    I’d love to watch someone house this whole thing. Sell tickets to that shit and the diabetic shock afterwards

  13. Ghoulish_kitten

    I genuinely don’t want this, but I would want it if we could remove a lot* of the add-ons.

    When there’s too much like chocolate on chocolate on sweets on sprinkles on this on that,

    I feel like Id not even be able to taste any separate flavors, all I would taste is sweetness.

  14. SoLo_Se7en

    Stupid or not, I’m getting one! #noragrats

  15. SWNMAZporvida

    You have to eat it standing at the counter because it’s 110*

  16. Educational-War-8343

    I’m stealing this to make at home. Maybe add some peanut butter syrup or a scoop of peanut butter ice cream on top of the shake and this would be the best thing I’ve had in a long while.

  17. gussphace

    Thats not stupid. Im sure the price is.

  18. TarzanGunn

    Finish this with a hot dog and hope the bathroom stalls are readily available

    ![gif](giphy|RvN4hTUhF4rrW)

  19. Cultural_Zombie_1583

    3 bites then it’s sticky shoes for everyone around me. And it only costs 36 bucks!