South Asians and Middle Easterners are gonna hate this one
South Asians and Middle Easterners are gonna hate this one
by KonradMadd
25 Comments
Referenceless
I don’t think you have to belong to any particular culture to hate this.
Party-Ad2232
I’m a white American southerner and I hate it.
Nefarioh
Depending on what that sauce is, I’d ask you to make me a plate 🫙
TheM3rch4nt
MadamVoid
I pray that’s not ranch, I just pray it isn’t
LaGorda54
Honestly. Assuming this is ranch it reminds me of my childhood. But in a bad way.
My dad used to make me microwaved oatmeal for breakfast everyday, a food I do not like, not even a little. I would add condiments I liked to it to make it into a tolerable goo I could get down.
Eventually my go to mix became disgusting microwaved oatmeal the consistency of wall paste that I would cover in ranch and Parmesan cheese.
This grossed my Dad out so much he stopped forcing me to eat oatmeal. I win. Thanks ranch, for being so gross places you don’t belong, like breakfast gruel and on eggs.
antoneeyuhh
The sauce looks like a penis
Rodtherobot4210
I’m pretty sure everyone is gonna hate this one.
thenotanurse
I’m neither and that is a hate crime
chitobi
Id…..try it
Marshwiggletreacle
It needs something
Oh yes
Ketchup and a couple of googly eyes.
Googly eyes always make things look better
boycaughtintherye
r/mildlypenis
PTBooks
POV – You should have gone out for groceries like a week ago.
NekoGoddess9625
I can smell this 😭
Inurian59
Are those eggs as dead as they look? And the ranch looks like you could have squeezed it from a tube lice icing, how thick is that???
BeastalaMode20
Everybody is upset about the ranch, and rightly so. But did you have to make the ranch topper dick shaped?
later-g8r
Is that ranch dressing 😂😂 good for you!
OkProfessor6810
Legitimately thought that was a sponge
SoftDreamer
I’m middle eastern and I have no idea what your goal is here
Otherized_Visage
Ah, cummy egg and rice, an old favorite my dad used to whip up for me
firestar268
FormingTheVoid
What am I seeing? An over-cooked omelette with ranch sauce? Obv over rice.
LouGossetJr
eggs n rice is great. the ranch dick you squirted on there, not so much.
honey__harlot
as someone with an aversion to ranch this is the exact same thing to me as putting ranch on pizza. where do yall draw the line? bc this looks like sth yall would like but would clown me for hating, based off of things i’ve seen people use ranch on
thoseparts
On behalf of the continent of Africa, we also hate this
25 Comments
I don’t think you have to belong to any particular culture to hate this.
I’m a white American southerner and I hate it.
Depending on what that sauce is, I’d ask you to make me a plate 🫙
I pray that’s not ranch, I just pray it isn’t
Honestly. Assuming this is ranch it reminds me of my childhood. But in a bad way.
My dad used to make me microwaved oatmeal for breakfast everyday, a food I do not like, not even a little. I would add condiments I liked to it to make it into a tolerable goo I could get down.
Eventually my go to mix became disgusting microwaved oatmeal the consistency of wall paste that I would cover in ranch and Parmesan cheese.
This grossed my Dad out so much he stopped forcing me to eat oatmeal. I win. Thanks ranch, for being so gross places you don’t belong, like breakfast gruel and on eggs.
The sauce looks like a penis
I’m pretty sure everyone is gonna hate this one.
I’m neither and that is a hate crime
Id…..try it
It needs something
Oh yes
Ketchup and a couple of googly eyes.
Googly eyes always make things look better
r/mildlypenis
POV – You should have gone out for groceries like a week ago.
I can smell this 😭
Are those eggs as dead as they look? And the ranch looks like you could have squeezed it from a tube lice icing, how thick is that???
Everybody is upset about the ranch, and rightly so. But did you have to make the ranch topper dick shaped?
Is that ranch dressing 😂😂 good for you!
Legitimately thought that was a sponge
I’m middle eastern and I have no idea what your goal is here
Ah, cummy egg and rice, an old favorite my dad used to whip up for me
What am I seeing? An over-cooked omelette with ranch sauce? Obv over rice.
eggs n rice is great. the ranch dick you squirted on there, not so much.
as someone with an aversion to ranch this is the exact same thing to me as putting ranch on pizza. where do yall draw the line? bc this looks like sth yall would like but would clown me for hating, based off of things i’ve seen people use ranch on
On behalf of the continent of Africa, we also hate this