I’ve gotta look at the front before I buy shit

by Snovixity

40 Comments

  1. -_Redan_-

    The man on the bank himself thought about whether to buy it or not!?

  2. RammsteinLindemann

    HAHAHA the thought of you buying this and only later seeing this is sending me

  3. AjaxTheDragonSlayer

    Dude, i just accidentally got one of these a few days ago! I was like “whatever it’s an Arizona, it’ll be fine.”

    It was not fine.

  4. i_Cant_get_right

    How much does that look like you, OP? Be honest.

  5. The only reason I know this kid is because he shows up at my favorite wrestling company occasionally. Just this past weekend he got thrown to the ground by a wrestler which was fucking hilarious.

    [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pICMkJ4U3oY](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pICMkJ4U3oY)

  6. AutomaticMonkeyHat

    That’s awesome lmaoo. Sometimes a healthy sense of irony is worthwhile folks

  7. PresentationThat3627

    Thought it was Bobby hill

    ![gif](giphy|FxXMYXJyeB3rO)

  8. PinchedTazerZ0

    I’m actually surprised at how grounded this kid is for an absurd amount of fame at such a young age. Just plays on his scooter and shows up to wrestling matches and shit, having fun. The Costco guy kid is so fucking annoying

    I wish I didn’t know any of these people but I don’t follow anyone so when I’m scrolling through reels on the Insta I made for my business I get blasted with all sorts of weirdos

  9. Lord_Parbr

    We really gotta stop making children famous. It’s not good for them. Kid’s 9 years old and he’s already a brand

  10. GiantA-629

    Can you feel the true power of the rizzler coursing through your veins?

  11. KneelB4Z0d

    Looks like Bobby Hill & Fluffy’s love child

  12. Altruistic-Cut6037

    The worst part isn’t even the can design… You’re drinking poison

  13. ShadowBro3

    This is just branding. They’ve been doing this shit for years now. It doesn’t affect the actual food.

  14. SlowMissiles

    There’s could be an actual cock drawn on the can and I’ll still buy it if it taste good. It’s not like I keep the can afterward, I couldn’t care less about what’s on it.

  15. FallOutShelterBoy

    Is the Rizzler just this generation’s Honey Boo Boo?

  16. Single-Bag-563

    Saw this can at a gas station and at first, I thought it was some bad meme gone too far. Who even greenlit this thing? Pretty sure it’s just a ploy to make people like us waste money out of sheer curiosity. Marketing: 1, Common Sense: 0.

  17. ParsnipFantastic552

    This flavor not good. Its loke one of those old huggies drinks you get for 25 cents except it went bad and its carbonated.

  18. heavencs117

    I haven’t bought Arizona in months after seeing all the posts from people receiving cans with mold or whatever in them, i suppose the silver lining is missing out on this

  19. duckydoom

    I want to buy this just to annoy my husband 🤣