My go to pizza order: double pineapple on red sauce. Italians, come at me.

by Brewmentationator

33 Comments

  1. Brewmentationator

    You know what makes it even worse? I like to mix sweet chili sauce and ranch, and dip the pizza in it. I would have done that, but I’m house-sitting for a buddy, and they don’t have any sweet chili sauce.

  2. IllBowl8728

    You made Spongebob ~~homeless~~ a home for this.

  3. Suitable-Fun-1087

    The base is a far greater crime than the pineapple

  4. maddler

    Personally I would never have such an abomination but, well, as long as that’s you eating it and not me, and you’re enjoying it, go for that! Double pineapple might just be too much, covering the actual taste.

    Nor I’m going to argue with a fellow Discworld’s friend! 🤣

  5. Lord-Glorfindel

    The Italians can stay mad. Pineapple is great on pizza. Even better if you put ham and jalapeños on it too.

  6. ExcellentWolf

    Rather visit Hawaii over Italy anyhow.

  7. viewkachoo

    I love pineapple and salami on pizza, but I feel like this would be so undercooked. The pineapple just has too much moisture in it for the cheese to melt to the consistency of lava like I like it. Not knocking the pineapple, just the quantity.

  8. Santa_Hates_You

    You are officially safe from scurvy.

  9. dynastydave9473

    Pineapple is alright. Pineapple and jalapeño is fucking great. Add pepperoni and it’s a magical dance of flavor

  10. Imcookin92

    I’m coming at you with a plate

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  11. donut-is-appalled

    Not Italian. Just disappointed

  12. OneTimeYouths

    This is my husband’s go to and he said it looked really wet

  13. Sophisticated-Crow

    I’m all for pineapple on pizza. But there’s a balance to be had between the savory meats and the pineapple. This seems like a pizza crime to me.

  14. BigBlueDuck130

    It’s fine. The pineapple on pizza hate is a trend like when everyone pretended to hate Nickelback.

  15. Rezaelia713

    I just ate 2 pieces and this picture has me drooling.

  16. johnwynnes

    That crust is the worst thing about the pizza. Absolute abomination.

  17. DrDentonMask

    I mean, that looks fantastic for a start. Good sauce, good cheese, lots of pineapple. But I need sausage and/or pepperoni, and maybe some bacon and/or onion. Just for contrast.

  18. DimSumDino

    i always get hawaiian with extra cheese, extra pineapple, and add on mushrooms – then add pickled jalapenos at home lol

  19. Mostly_Apples

    I won’t judge you, I like pineapple and mushroom together.

  20. Chef_BoyarTom

    Finally! Someone taking my share of pineapple since I don’t like it!

  21. frost_mort

    I’m not Italian but I despise your taste.

  22. ok-Tomorrow3

    Have you seen Italian pizza?

    Pineapple on pizza being weird needs to end.

  23. MolimoTheGiant

    You have excellent taste in books

  24. itakinaru

    I mean, half the pineapple add some pepperoni on it 😆 I’m down. That’s a lot of pineapple, my dude lol it probably does taste good with the sauce on its own though…. hmmmm…. darn you I must try this now lol

  25. NathanCollier14

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  26. Delicious-Program-50

    Fruit in/onfood??? HEATHEN!!!!