Maybe let them digest it themselves next time instead of doing it for them
TheGrouchyPunisher
Corn! I don’t remember having corn!
ringRunners
This is why I like to work from home.
spacel0rdmf
They also look like Japanese yams so maybe.
OkJoke4711
Oh there’s nothing like a room temperature hunk of feces midday to put a little pep in your step.
P.S. I would try them
therekamniar4891
Por não são barras
eatingpopcorn_lol
What happened to the keyboard?
OkJoke4711
I honestly haven’t laughed this hard in so long. The one at the top with the bite taken out of it put me over the top. Some kind of cosmic force brought me here today and I thank you all for being alive.
murphyat
No good reason. These look perfectly normal.
After-Weakness-9922
At work we used to hang out in 2 cars in the parking lot beside each other and sometimes start tossing things into the window of the other car just playing around. I had a chocolate Vector bar and I shaped it into shit and tossed it into the other car. They were like “Hey!” then “OMG!! WTF!!! You’re fucking disgusting.” As they run out of the car. Then we put it on out bosses forklift seat. He knocked it off with his clipboard and then called everyone over. Lol So much fun. Thats what these look like.
Free_Researcher2618
I used to make some similar one myself and I was still hesitant to eat them
kai333
how many grams of protein are in dog rockets anyways?
satsuppi
protein cookie?
thats a dookie
ManiacalMagician
Haha reminds me of these guys that worked at a water park who would float these in the pools so they could get two hours break or whatever it was for sterilization p
Distinct-Solution-99
Homemade shit logs you say? Sign me up!
Chinner5
Are your coworkers POS’ themselves and eating this would be some form of cannabilism? Joking of course im sure they are nicer people. Maybe shape the bars into rectangles, im sure they are great!
OkJoke4711
I worked in a hospital cafeteria. I used to shape brownies into little turd shapes and leave them in the old ladies work areas, then playfully blame them for it.
Grocman27
Sorry but bars do have shape and that is a log
HumongousBelly
Those idiots. Food is way more nutritious if it goes in the same way it looks going out!
Just-Another-Users
Oh god… lol
V-Drxplet
Lack of ketchup.
Plane-Fan9006
I see you’ve discovered the wonders of Psyllium Husk for fiber…
luxafelicity
They look like Mr Hanky’s cousins
middleagedfatbloke
They just don’t know how good they are you might try eating them real slow in front of your workmates, let it melt all over face and hands while making soft grunts of satisfaction.
PartyPants444
You’re going to crosspost to r/shitfromabutt right?
prionbinch
i feel like perhaps there were better shapes you could have chosen for them. i feel like perhaps you made a conscious choice to make them look like feces
Big_Confidence_951
That shit looks
Tapeguy
What is the recipe?
Cryptic_Thorns
I don’t think you can re-ingest protein once it’s vacated the body-
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Maybe offer them before passing them next time
Pooptein bars
Because you used r/dogspooping as your inspo board
Hand formed
r/shitfromabutt
That’s definitely one way to keep your coworkers hands off your crap
Holy shit
They look scary.
Those are definitely homemade
“You prefer eating chocolate flavored shit or shit flavored chocolate” ahh
Yum I’ll have two
Sorry, but also distracted by that keyboard.
Any other shape buddy, any other shape
Why did you shape them like that?
Maybe let them digest it themselves next time instead of doing it for them
Corn! I don’t remember having corn!
This is why I like to work from home.
They also look like Japanese yams so maybe.
Oh there’s nothing like a room temperature hunk of feces midday to put a little pep in your step.
P.S. I would try them
Por não são barras
What happened to the keyboard?
I honestly haven’t laughed this hard in so long. The one at the top with the bite taken out of it put me over the top. Some kind of cosmic force brought me here today and I thank you all for being alive.
No good reason. These look perfectly normal.
At work we used to hang out in 2 cars in the parking lot beside each other and sometimes start tossing things into the window of the other car just playing around. I had a chocolate Vector bar and I shaped it into shit and tossed it into the other car. They were like “Hey!” then “OMG!! WTF!!! You’re fucking disgusting.” As they run out of the car. Then we put it on out bosses forklift seat. He knocked it off with his clipboard and then called everyone over. Lol So much fun. Thats what these look like.
I used to make some similar one myself and I was still hesitant to eat them
how many grams of protein are in dog rockets anyways?
protein cookie?
thats a dookie
Haha reminds me of these guys that worked at a water park who would float these in the pools so they could get two hours break or whatever it was for sterilization p
Homemade shit logs you say? Sign me up!
Are your coworkers POS’ themselves and eating this would be some form of cannabilism? Joking of course im sure they are nicer people. Maybe shape the bars into rectangles, im sure they are great!
I worked in a hospital cafeteria. I used to shape brownies into little turd shapes and leave them in the old ladies work areas, then playfully blame them for it.
Sorry but bars do have shape and that is a log
Those idiots. Food is way more nutritious if it goes in the same way it looks going out!
Oh god… lol
Lack of ketchup.
I see you’ve discovered the wonders of Psyllium Husk for fiber…
They look like Mr Hanky’s cousins
They just don’t know how good they are you might try eating them real slow in front of your workmates, let it melt all over face and hands while making soft grunts of satisfaction.
You’re going to crosspost to r/shitfromabutt right?
i feel like perhaps there were better shapes you could have chosen for them. i feel like perhaps you made a conscious choice to make them look like feces
That shit looks
What is the recipe?
I don’t think you can re-ingest protein once it’s vacated the body-
Try soaking them in the pool.
looks like it’s hard as a rock