Paying big money to pretend to be a dinosaur.
Paying big money to pretend to be a dinosaur.
byu/nisebblumberg inWeWantPlates
by nisebblumberg
Paying big money to pretend to be a dinosaur.
Paying big money to pretend to be a dinosaur.
byu/nisebblumberg inWeWantPlates
by nisebblumberg
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I 100% want to do this but like…privately, for friends. And with an agreement that the phones stay away when the dinotrays are out.
They better be bloody good leaves
I didn’t see any dinonuggies
The kitchen staff must be pissing themselves in the back
This might be the finest example of convincing rich people to embarrass themselves a chef has ever pulled off. Maybe second only to the “washing your hands with melted chocolate that you lick off” nonsense.
I do dino-time as inspired by a woman online. But it’s me, at home, eating a fist full of roughage from a bag. Don’t need to pay big money for that.
Plate isn’t the issue here
This is just a kink
He should link up with the guy who was pretending to be a dinosaur eating in the rain and ate that raw chicken off his shower floor.
Foie Grass.
Oi, rich people are weird.
He looks like a guy who would eat there.
Kitchen confidential is gonna fucking love this
Mmm grass and leaves
Listen Dale. Look, when I was kid, when I was a little boy. I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a tyranasaurus rex more than anything in the world.
It’s giving The Menu vibes.
It appears that everything is so rigged in favour of rich people that they must resort to imaginary handicaps to amuse themselves.
Poor bastards!
The restaurant staff have asked him repeatedly to use cutlery
Rawr
Dickhead.
Is that not a foxtail??? The tan thing sticking up? Those are really dangerous for pets to eat or get near. If he snarfs that up his nose at all, he could be in big trouble.
Based on a foxtail’s ability to travel through and under the skin, I wouldn’t even want that in my stomach.
I feel like this *could* be pretty cool.
Make it a tableside prepared thing…
Bring it out like that, let us appreciate it and then… have someone take out scissors and whatnot, cut all the edible greens off, toss it in a bowl, add some nice fresh dressing, and now I have a tasty salad that was just “harvested” from the little landscape.
Genuinely can’t fathom the mindset that lets someone hold a phone at arm’s length to film themselves going “aah-omp” to a plate of grass, let alone sharing it
This is some The Menu shit. And all these people will be.. (no spoilers).
This is more like r/StupidFood
Isn’t that just grass
My bearded dragon literally did this yesterday.
https://preview.redd.it/28yjl57ax0rg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d113f0dbf44ccf2530dd4a758b2fc5d7fd9d8b14
This is what happens when people have too damn much. Pure foolishness.