A friend said he made it in the microwave. It’s not hard for me to believe him
Sauerkraut, puree and some kind of meat
by Charming_Good_6230
39 Comments
ddubyagirl
By “puree” do you mean watered down blood from his slit wrists?
Rare-Astronaut-369
That needs blurred. I wasn’t prepared for that.
MuckyMaureen
Looks like he’s got all the major bodily discharge groups covered there.
TBellOHAZ
Is your friend a bloodborne pathogen
Bitter_Expression399
Absolutely nothing on that plate has been cooked longer than 30 seconds. You eat that and you instantly get every blood borne disease known and unknown to man
DownvotingRoman_
Tell him that cats will eat food at room temp, no need to nuke away the nutrition
Illustrious_Peach494
“made”…let’s not go that far, ok?
ShadowMask87
Looks like a stillborn goat fetus with a side of placenta
perrapys
Mmm, implants and myoglobin water
dr_strange-love
he flipped a frozen dinner onto a plate.
Waly98
It kinda looks AI generated, and I really hope it was.
osmiumblue66
I think the microwave made a brave sacrifice.
earfeater13
A “friend”, eh?
cyunab
wtf even is that
boneshugsandirony
Damn Fallout grub
squidwardsir
Impressively disgusting, I would not trust this man in any scenario
icecream_dragon
Not even wild wolves eat that
TraditionAcademic968
Some kind of meat from an animal that is some kind of extinct
Outrageous_Cell_58
A Tuesday crime at its finest
potliquorz
And the special today is a deconstructed choucroute garnie with the all the delicious meats reconstructed, served in the chef’s own fusion of tomato juice and celery gastrique. The potato has had the jacket removed and mashed with cream and salt, then formed back into a natural shape resembling what was removed from the earth. Splendid!
musicankane
It looks like that food is on its period and the tampon failed.
illegalsex
Was it surgically removed from his stomach or something?
roughczech
She “made it”…. More like it crawled out of her…
angel-girl-A
Needs a trigger warning 🤢
TopCommission418
I’ve seen crime scenes looking less cruel than this…
julmankulman_abc
Wtf is your buddy okay??
Perfect-Presence-200
“Some kind of meat”…hmmm
elefantegps
Wtf is that xD? The sauce looks good 🤣
Leading_Funny5802
Repulsive_Glove6085
For being prison food that’s not half bad!
Paleodraco
I love the fact I can’t tell which is which, except the top (hopefully) isn’t the sauerkraut.
ksck135
Does your friend come from Germany/ eastern Europe?
Big_Boooosh
Actually worse than prison food. Impressive.
Ironsnarkus
Eating like a prisoner trapped underneath an ancient castle in the furthest dungeons below
MegaFunkyGinge
Did it also come in the same fucking can?! It shouldn’t.
les_catacombes
This looks like the puréed food they form in to shapes that look like real food at hospitals for patients who are a choking hazard.
tapespeedselector
I had a roommate in college that microwaved a mixture of flour and water and said it was “like bread”
Previous-Pangolin-60
That looks rather unappealing and insipid. May I ask what the strawberry looking soup is? Somebody said they cut their wrists.
39 Comments
By “puree” do you mean watered down blood from his slit wrists?
That needs blurred. I wasn’t prepared for that.
Looks like he’s got all the major bodily discharge groups covered there.
Is your friend a bloodborne pathogen
Absolutely nothing on that plate has been cooked longer than 30 seconds. You eat that and you instantly get every blood borne disease known and unknown to man
Tell him that cats will eat food at room temp, no need to nuke away the nutrition
“made”…let’s not go that far, ok?
Looks like a stillborn goat fetus with a side of placenta
Mmm, implants and myoglobin water
he flipped a frozen dinner onto a plate.
It kinda looks AI generated, and I really hope it was.
I think the microwave made a brave sacrifice.
A “friend”, eh?
wtf even is that
Damn Fallout grub
Impressively disgusting, I would not trust this man in any scenario
Not even wild wolves eat that
Some kind of meat from an animal that is some kind of extinct
A Tuesday crime at its finest
And the special today is a deconstructed choucroute garnie with the all the delicious meats reconstructed, served in the chef’s own fusion of tomato juice and celery gastrique. The potato has had the jacket removed and mashed with cream and salt, then formed back into a natural shape resembling what was removed from the earth. Splendid!
It looks like that food is on its period and the tampon failed.
Was it surgically removed from his stomach or something?
She “made it”…. More like it crawled out of her…
Needs a trigger warning 🤢
I’ve seen crime scenes looking less cruel than this…
Wtf is your buddy okay??
“Some kind of meat”…hmmm
Wtf is that xD? The sauce looks good 🤣
For being prison food that’s not half bad!
I love the fact I can’t tell which is which, except the top (hopefully) isn’t the sauerkraut.
Does your friend come from Germany/ eastern Europe?
Actually worse than prison food. Impressive.
Eating like a prisoner trapped underneath an ancient castle in the furthest dungeons below
Did it also come in the same fucking can?! It shouldn’t.
This looks like the puréed food they form in to shapes that look like real food at hospitals for patients who are a choking hazard.
I had a roommate in college that microwaved a mixture of flour and water and said it was “like bread”
That looks rather unappealing and insipid. May I ask what the strawberry looking soup is? Somebody said they cut their wrists.
Did he say what “it” was?