Apparently you can!

by Many_Hotel866

14 Comments

  1. TheComplimentarian

    “It’s a total mystery why there is so much substance abuse in this industry.”

  2. If I had a dollar for each of my mates who are constantly revved up on Vyvanse (at work and at play) I’d have about 20 dollars.

    Which would come in handy right now, actually

  3. whetherchannel

    Oh my god I almost didn’t see the geek bar I was gonna say…

  4. AntiqueCandidate7995

    <Rick James has entered the chat>

  5. Royal_Cryptographer7

    Of course you can. Its pretty simple.

    Close restaurant> smoke some weed > drink a couple beers > short nap > cigarette x10 > energy drink > open restaurant > drag your exhausted ass around for 16 hours /cry break in walk-in > Close restaurant > repeat

  6. Cplayz08

    I can’t have the geek bar yet but somebody gives me ciggies 👍

  7. UpsetKitten

    It’s easier when I was younger. The years are piling up and seem endless. With no sign of rest or peace in between the vastness of this hell.

    I’m getting really tired…guess I need another five hour energy.

  8. Distinct-Crow4753

    Thats how people pass out on the grill

  9. DataMin3r

    Ah the laborers breakfast. A room temp monster, 2 vicoden, and a big rip off the g-pen.

  10. arboreallion

    I thought this was a r/nursing meme at first

  11. CupBeEmpty

    I thought this was a military sub for a second

  12. Bender_2024

    A while back someone on reddit suggested a gameshow where a group of people had to stay awake for a long period of time. Each hour they would need to perform tasks that had to do with mental agility as well as physical. If you failed one of the tests you were out. The last person standing would win a million dollars.

    I told him I’d like my million in 10s and 20s.