Don't judge the sausage for being too pale, it had more colour on every other side

by HoldenHiscock69

43 Comments

  1. sumbodysumone

    Go to HR and tell them they’ll be hearing from your Union

  2. Y2Ksurvivor13

    looks great but I’ll be needing 3 or 4 more plates, thanks

  3. No-Armadillo4179

    Black sauce on brown pudding is a crime. Or something

  4. Nizzle_92

    I mean if its free its free. I would be inclined to buy a few of those glasses with a nose and a moustache on to get a few more plates though

  5. FudgeVillas

    They charge you by the chip or something?

  6. mickcheryl

    Change jobs ASAP buddy, Do you work in kindergarden that’s a kids size lunch if that 😂 sry but it’s totally true I’d ask for two of them, Have a good one.

  7. Freespirit-life2

    Everything is okay but why no eggs and toast 🤔

  8. Jazzvirus

    Can I get the job of counting the chips out for serving. 😋

  9. Annual-Parsley-1315

    There a potato famine in your country?

  10. ScotchEgg-Head

    Better than any staff lunch I’ve been given!

  11. Successful_Banana901

    Quit! 1 bit of bacon! Quit immediately! You work for monsters

  12. Goonerstick6inch

    It’s gonna be ok. Things can only get better from here.

  13. Mekazabiht-Rusti

    Honestly this looks really clean and nicely cooked. I wish my staff lunch was that good!
    (I work from home).

  14. I will take a pale sausage over a deep-fried one any day.

  15. Aletheia-Nyx

    The sausage? Fuck the sausage, it’s that bacon I’m worried about, needs like another 7 to 10 minutes cooking!

  16. Historical_Monk_6118

    It would have been much quicker to rotate the sausage before the photo, than it was to write that line about not judging the sausage because it was brown on the other side.

  17. Correct-Junket-1346

    It wasn’t too bad till I saw the sausage half cooked, then I saw the chips, then I saw the sauce just put haphazardly all over the black pudding, it was a depressing trip for the eyes.

  18. Garconavecunreve

    Mate, the sausages degree of browning is the least concerning aspect of that plate…

  19. Pristine-Ad74

    Can I have some chips to go with my 5 chips?

  20. throw_every_away

    As an American, my only criticism of the fry up has always been “why only one egg?” I just figured I don’t understand/appreciate the fryup as a true UK person does, like “breakfast” kinda means something slightly different to y’all than it does to me.

    Well… now what the heck are you eating??? No eggs? You might as well have ice cream for breakfast if you’re not gonna have any eggs!!

    Im jk. Looks tasty! I might have to break out one of my imported tins of Heinz beans and do some beans on toast for brekky today. The ones they make for you guys are way better than the ones they make for us (disgustingly sweet).

  21. lostcircussmuggler

    My company only just introduced staff lunches. We do baked potatoes one day and soup the next. Day in day out. I’d bloody love this.

  22. Massive_Long_276

    if this was free that’s ok but if their charging for this you will be hearing from my lawyer 😛

  23. Worldly-Web-5740

    Could do with more brown sauce. Otherwise this would make a nice starter.

  24. Taskmaastricht

    The fries look delicious! I dunno about the oreos and chocolate sauce tho

  25. MillionDollarHeckler

    Do you have to eat with with a knife, a fork, and a microscope?

  26. 1 big tin of beans per school please!. the Government is watching.. Where’s Marcus Rashford when you need him lol