Whoops. Tried 70% hydration. Didn’t make it off the peel too well. It ate all the flour I put on as well. Then stuck on the stone… fails
Melodic-Picture48
Thats okay now its like a stromboli :), a yummy homemade one
stumanchu3
I admire your honesty to post this.
unhollowed
Same thing a few nights ago
HisTomness
It looks like you caught or found a bird or an iguana or something and decided to cook it up as a kind of manly cooking feat – like what you might imagine you’d need to do if it all went to hell and you had to do some off-the-grid surviving – only to find that like most of us, you’re not actually well-versed in preparing animals for cookery, and this was the result.
But if it were for reals like in our daydream, you know you’d still have to eat that…um…small aardvark? You’re not much of a hunter, yet, so that protein is really valuable. Waste not, want not, brother.
So I guess what I’m asking is… Did you still eat the pizza? I mean, I see what happened, but…dude…pizza.
This-Option9041
Or calzone success!?
Select_Lunch1288
r/PizzaCrimes
montanagrizfan
Yummy, burnt hybrid chicken/lizard/tortoise. My fav!
Dman_Vancity
Took me a second then I thought the cutting board broke! 😆
BebopRocksteady82
Thought that was a dead bird
Fredward1986
I don’t give it to the guests, but will often put the failed ones in the fridge for the next day!
derek139
Been there, called it monkey pizza. Ate in extreme sadness.
Logical_Photograph_1
This is some shit my dad would do, and than still try to serve it to everyone.
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Whoops. Tried 70% hydration. Didn’t make it off the peel too well. It ate all the flour I put on as well. Then stuck on the stone… fails
Thats okay now its like a stromboli :), a yummy homemade one
I admire your honesty to post this.
Same thing a few nights ago
It looks like you caught or found a bird or an iguana or something and decided to cook it up as a kind of manly cooking feat – like what you might imagine you’d need to do if it all went to hell and you had to do some off-the-grid surviving – only to find that like most of us, you’re not actually well-versed in preparing animals for cookery, and this was the result.
But if it were for reals like in our daydream, you know you’d still have to eat that…um…small aardvark? You’re not much of a hunter, yet, so that protein is really valuable. Waste not, want not, brother.
So I guess what I’m asking is… Did you still eat the pizza? I mean, I see what happened, but…dude…pizza.
Or calzone success!?
r/PizzaCrimes
Yummy, burnt hybrid chicken/lizard/tortoise. My fav!
Took me a second then I thought the cutting board broke! 😆
Thought that was a dead bird
I don’t give it to the guests, but will often put the failed ones in the fridge for the next day!
Been there, called it monkey pizza. Ate in extreme sadness.
This is some shit my dad would do, and than still try to serve it to everyone.
Been there
I think this is everyone’s first pizza launch
Been there, friend 🤣
If Picasso was a pizza maker…
F
Oh nice, a croissant!
OmG
But how..