As English winter sunlight beams through, I present my Saturday fry. Butchers bought smoked back bacon, black pud and Lincolnshires. Branston beans, singular tinned Tom and white hovis (I’m not a tory). Singular egg and hp sauce. Strong yorkshire gold, no sugar, ta.
Psa: stop putting fucking green shit on ya frys.
by Cod4dropshotter
32 Comments
AgentOfChaos-uk
I salute you sir, fine effort. Damn fine effort.
Real_Pangolin1493
This is ideal
Going-undergroundjam
Looking good 👍
Calgacas
Very high quality
vulfneck
> Psa: stop putting fucking green shit on ya frys.
But, but, but… You’ve put black pepper on your eggs, tomatoes and beans, and they were green prior to being harvested!
leobeer
Fantastic. HP Fruity for me, please.
BigFella17
That’s a thing of beauty. Four sausage gang! I’m a Daddies man myself but that’s 10/10.
francescoli
Looked great bar the tinned tomato .They shouldn’t be let anywho near a fry up.
wonkyfunk
This is the one. I’m now very hungry.
maakusan787
Did you take the photo on the floor or on a table? Those parquet pattern woodwork look fab!
Bungle71
Yorkshire tea can get in the bin. Needs an extra egg. Apart from those minor concerns, this is an exemplary fry up. Well done sir/ma’am.
Taucher1979
Looks cracking although that’s not the bread I would have but I am definitely not a Tory not sure I understand the implication there.
AffectFuzzy
Would vote for you in the next election son
Administratr
<taps belly>
Nice
Sabinj4
Nice, but the tea is too milky
Moist-Noise6568
Bosh 👍
smltor
What is the white hovis / tory association?
I’m a relatively frequent visitor to your green and pleasant land and don’t get it.
Honberdingle
Yep 10/10.
roofboss
Branston beans is the only one
kazthulhu_
Swap Lincolnshire sausage for Cumberland or Manchester, and it’s perfection.
That’s not me trying to start a regional conflict or anything, just too much sage in a Lincolnshire for me.
sam381
I would have a go on that
nwalesseedy
You got me, I’m yours.
Kashmyta
Yes, this will work 🙂
failure-voxel
Bloody hell that looks lovely. Perfect toast.
Tiltedheaded
Don’t listen to them, that tinned tomato looks spot on. I am now a converted.
oeco123
An Ulsterman salutes your splendid effort. 🫡 You’ve got to go far to beat a builders’ brew of Yorkshire Tea.
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This is bob on good work!!
Hayrooojo
The way this breakfast is arranged and the tea… it’s perfection.
Ok-Bookkeeper-7382
Quality 👍 I would add mushrooms and fried bread but quality non the less! I’ve seen people put avocado on toast on as English breakfasts as of late 🤔 good to sense all sense has not been lost. HP obviously too 👌
32 Comments
I salute you sir, fine effort. Damn fine effort.
This is ideal
Looking good 👍
Very high quality
> Psa: stop putting fucking green shit on ya frys.
But, but, but… You’ve put black pepper on your eggs, tomatoes and beans, and they were green prior to being harvested!
Fantastic. HP Fruity for me, please.
That’s a thing of beauty. Four sausage gang! I’m a Daddies man myself but that’s 10/10.
Looked great bar the tinned tomato .They shouldn’t be let anywho near a fry up.
This is the one. I’m now very hungry.
Did you take the photo on the floor or on a table? Those parquet pattern woodwork look fab!
Yorkshire tea can get in the bin. Needs an extra egg. Apart from those minor concerns, this is an exemplary fry up. Well done sir/ma’am.
Looks cracking although that’s not the bread I would have but I am definitely not a Tory not sure I understand the implication there.
Would vote for you in the next election son
<taps belly>
Nice
Nice, but the tea is too milky
Bosh 👍
What is the white hovis / tory association?
I’m a relatively frequent visitor to your green and pleasant land and don’t get it.
Yep 10/10.
Branston beans is the only one
Swap Lincolnshire sausage for Cumberland or Manchester, and it’s perfection.
That’s not me trying to start a regional conflict or anything, just too much sage in a Lincolnshire for me.
I would have a go on that
You got me, I’m yours.
Yes, this will work 🙂
Bloody hell that looks lovely. Perfect toast.
Don’t listen to them, that tinned tomato looks spot on. I am now a converted.
An Ulsterman salutes your splendid effort. 🫡 You’ve got to go far to beat a builders’ brew of Yorkshire Tea.
This is bob on good work!!
The way this breakfast is arranged and the tea… it’s perfection.
Quality 👍 I would add mushrooms and fried bread but quality non the less! I’ve seen people put avocado on toast on as English breakfasts as of late 🤔 good to sense all sense has not been lost. HP obviously too 👌
The finest fry up this hemisphere, sir.
Yumbo
Looks great, no black pud for me though