what on earth is that bacon looking stuff under the tomatoes? It looks like dog treats, And what are those things in between the beans and the sausages? And what are the greens?
cabbagemunch
Is this AI fart?
iwankcatsforbaccy
What the fuck
tokyobrugz
Id like to speak to the manager
Hanglowf365
No.
utterballsack
get out
CatDamageBand
This sub hates vegan stuff. But it looks good. I reckon the scrambled tofu (?) good do with being smaller and ‘wetter’ but other than that 8/10
MysteriousMemory93
The bacon fries in my local look better than that synthetic bacon atrocitie
SenseiRaheem
All hail the bean trough
Nerds4Yous
I cannot express how much I hate this.
PerformanceLive5841
Vegans
Hot_Mongoose_3476
Whether this contains meat or not, it’s very aesthetically pleasing. An OCD’s dream.
I’d like half a yard of beans on my “fry up” please
AyeWhy
No problem with it being vegan, I’m torn between loving and hating the linearness of the whole thing.
Nothing green should be in a fryup.
cantrells_posse
I’m here for the cry babies.
Most vegan bacon is terrible but this new stuff is actually quite decent. That and “This isn’t” is the only stuff I accept, not that I miss bacon in the slightest.
I don’t know why you can be arsed to plate it like this, but you do you.
CollectFromDepot
Are you a French modernist
Minimum-Laugh-8887
This actually winds me up
clashvalley
As a fellow non meat eater this looks great, I’m just wondering how you can get the fork in the beans – does it fit? We have to know, op!! Or do you use the rectangle toast to scoop it out? We need answers!!
Ballamookieoffical
Bacon and eggs seem fake. Great start though
circusgeek
This pleases my OCD thing where I like to line up my food.
pixiepoops9
I bet that’s La Vie? It’s like eating frazzles, it’s absolutely heartburn town.
WinterSon
Why have you done this
EroticBurrito
Upvoted because I had to see this and misery loves company.
MrSKiG88UK
I’ll have a plate of lines
Kenneth-Kebab
That is just not cricket. Not cricket at all.
Doktor_Apokalypse
Looks like fake bacon, fake sausages and vegan egg replacement kak
maorimango
I’ll only eat my fry up if it is as linear a possible.
oeco123
“Hey r/fryup. I asked an AI to show me a plate of food that I’d simultaneously want to eat and not want to eat and here’s the result.”
Guacamole_Water
I absolutely hate that bacon alternative (used to be vegan for many years) and you haven’t cooked your tomatoes at all. I don’t even know if I can dehumanise myself enough to eat beans out of a trough.
All I know is this photo screams ‘I am a twat’
LiberLilith
Is this what fry ups look like in 2050?
“Robot Jeeves, prepare me a fry up. I like parallel lines, can you accommodate my request?”
“Certainly, Dave. I’ve calculated exactly the best ingredients for you. There will be no meat products, as your cholesterol is beyond current recommended guidelines.”
“Fuck you, Robot Jeeves.”
“I cannot comply with your request. May I suggest a nice long walk or game of badminton.”
Verlorenfrog
I’ll take the slender man special please
Couchy333
Nope
danjama
Piss poor fry up
slightlyoddparent
That looks daft.
Cazolyn
No.
canofmeems
That “bacon” reminds me: I need a new belt!
tjm_87
no idea how, but the scrambled egg gave away the fact you’re a vegan before the bacon did. to be honest the plate layout and kale were a solid indicator too hahaha
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what on earth is that bacon looking stuff under the tomatoes? It looks like dog treats, And what are those things in between the beans and the sausages? And what are the greens?
Is this AI fart?
What the fuck
Id like to speak to the manager
No.
get out
This sub hates vegan stuff. But it looks good. I reckon the scrambled tofu (?) good do with being smaller and ‘wetter’ but other than that 8/10
The bacon fries in my local look better than that synthetic bacon atrocitie
All hail the bean trough
I cannot express how much I hate this.
Vegans
Whether this contains meat or not, it’s very aesthetically pleasing. An OCD’s dream.
I [remember](https://www.reddit.com/r/fryup/comments/v138vl) you!
No no nooooo no no. I hate it
[that bacon makes me sad](https://youtu.be/NV8BlBKupHM)
I’d like half a yard of beans on my “fry up” please
No problem with it being vegan, I’m torn between loving and hating the linearness of the whole thing.
Nothing green should be in a fryup.
I’m here for the cry babies.
Most vegan bacon is terrible but this new stuff is actually quite decent. That and “This isn’t” is the only stuff I accept, not that I miss bacon in the slightest.
I don’t know why you can be arsed to plate it like this, but you do you.
Are you a French modernist
This actually winds me up
As a fellow non meat eater this looks great, I’m just wondering how you can get the fork in the beans – does it fit? We have to know, op!!
Or do you use the rectangle toast to scoop it out? We need answers!!
Bacon and eggs seem fake.
Great start though
This pleases my OCD thing where I like to line up my food.
I bet that’s La Vie? It’s like eating frazzles, it’s absolutely heartburn town.
Why have you done this
Upvoted because I had to see this and misery loves company.
I’ll have a plate of lines
That is just not cricket. Not cricket at all.
Looks like fake bacon, fake sausages and vegan egg replacement kak
I’ll only eat my fry up if it is as linear a possible.
“Hey r/fryup. I asked an AI to show me a plate of food that I’d simultaneously want to eat and not want to eat and here’s the result.”
I absolutely hate that bacon alternative (used to be vegan for many years) and you haven’t cooked your tomatoes at all. I don’t even know if I can dehumanise myself enough to eat beans out of a trough.
All I know is this photo screams ‘I am a twat’
Is this what fry ups look like in 2050?
“Robot Jeeves, prepare me a fry up. I like parallel lines, can you accommodate my request?”
“Certainly, Dave. I’ve calculated exactly the best ingredients for you. There will be no meat products, as your cholesterol is beyond current recommended guidelines.”
“Fuck you, Robot Jeeves.”
“I cannot comply with your request. May I suggest a nice long walk or game of badminton.”
I’ll take the slender man special please
Nope
Piss poor fry up
That looks daft.
No.
That “bacon” reminds me: I need a new belt!
no idea how, but the scrambled egg gave away the fact you’re a vegan before the bacon did. to be honest the plate layout and kale were a solid indicator too hahaha
Looks like an AI generated breakfast
It’s a Fry Up from the *future*!
Is that scrambled egg or gravel?
It looks stunning, but I also feel threatened.