2nd attempt at an English Breakfast

by TaylorFujii

41 Comments

  1. pengetal

    Mushrooms done a bit longer for my liking, however those sausages and the bacon look superb.

  2. PerformanceLive5841

    More beans, more cooking on the shrooms, tomato needed.

    But

    Eggs perfect, sausages perfect and bacon isn’t streaky or burnt to a crisp which seems a common trend round these parts.

    7/10

  3. Gravel_Sandwich

    Could do with some cooked tomato on mine 😉 – but looks great!

  4. WinkyNurdo

    +10 for the dram. Good effort, I’d be all over this!

    Minor criticism; the toast has been buttered whilst cold. Hot toast, melted butter!

  5. AgentOfChaos-uk

    Almost perfect. Needs a hash brown and the beans are weird, very orangey, what are they? Nice job with the whisky.

  6. Ba ba ba ba Banging mate. Whiskey is a tad ott but amazing spread 😂

  7. Honberdingle

    Yep. Some tinned or grilled tomatoes on there, butter toast when warm, and it’s 8/10 (if you eat tomatoes at all).

    More colour on the shrooms and set the beans to just slightly overdone, and you’re hitting 9.

    Those eggs are spectacular.

  8. AccomplishedAd3728

    Looks great, but as a fatty….. needs more carbs

  9. noprnaccount

    Very surprised no one has really picked this up – you’ve put butter on cold toast, stick it in microwave for 15 or make sure you put butter on immediately after it comes out of the toaster.

    Also try peppering your beans, I find it makes a lot of difference

  10. borokish

    Bet that’s apple juice you’re drinking…..

  11. nwalesseedy

    That’s more than an attempt sir (assumption), I doff my cap.

  12. Creative-Aardvark558

    Sweet divine that looks absolutely fantastic

  13. I thought that was a big bottle of expensive perfume!

  14. Bigeyepompey

    Very nice looking breakfast mate, well done!

  15. Specific_Tap7296

    Fail – you needed a knife and fork *each*

  16. ssabnoisicerp

    I’d pay my hard earned money (that hardly exists) for this!

  17. Chubbysocks8

    I give this 9/10, if it had a couple of hash browns I’d give it a perfect score.

  18. cjdcjdcjdcjd

    Yes, bacon – ten out of ten, button mushrooms – bingo, black pudding – snap, uh, minor criticism, more distance between eggs and beans. Maybe I want to mix them up, but I want it to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I peck, overall a very good effort, seven against ten

  19. char_binx

    Decent. Hash browns and you’d get a 10/10

  20. Imtryingforheckssake

    That’s my perfect line up. Looks delicious.

  21. Take away an egg ( although they look great!) And get a couple of hash browns, even some bubble and squeak.

  22. Straight-Tea1138

    7/10

    Looks lovely, swap the whiskey for a pot of Yorkshire Tea.

  23. james421980

    That’s a Scottish breakfast apart from missing some haggis

  24. _Bellerophontes

    Looks good, the only thing missing is some crack and a crack pipe.

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