First fryup attempt for my british boyfriend – didn’t add baked beans bc he doesn’t like them

by Inner_Replacement158

37 Comments

  1. DevourAllHope

    Doesn’t like baked beans? Now I have doubts about how British he is.

  2. evansnet

    Excellent effort. However, there may be something wrong with your bf if he doesn’t like baked beans.

  3. PreferredSelection

    If you have a really hot cast-iron, and oil from cooked meats, your eggs are going to go _lightning_ fast.

    Personally, I like to do eggs in a small nonstick pan. You can cook them in a little grease from the fryup for flavor. The advantage of an egg pan is that you can control how fast that egg cooks, b/c the pan heats/cools more rapidly than cast iron.

    If you want to do them in the same pan as everything else, just be ready to rescue them very quickly.

  4. Couchy333

    Doesn’t like baked beans? Need a new boyfriend.

    Looks nice but those sausages look like they been cooked next the reactor at Dungeness.

  5. Common-Leg7605

    You must have seen all the comments about hienz beans 😂 I love them. A decent effort and he’s a lucky guy

  6. lucyhems

    This looks bang – just need some butter on that toast and maybe some tinned tomatoes. You do your eggs exactly how I like them and your bacon looks lush. Well done 💖

  7. BastardsCryinInnit

    I don’t do beans on my fry up either. Not even in a little pot.

    I’d eat everything on there and wouldn’t be disappointed if i was served that! I’d just prefer my eggs a tad runnier, and add some grilled tomatoes but that’s just my personal fry up way.

    But… I’d invest in a non stick pan though if I were you!

  8. AtJackBaldwin

    If he ever gets in trouble at sea he can always use that toast to dry it up. The whole sea. That’s how dry the toast is.

  9. Reverend_Butler

    Okay it’s a start but there is work to be done

    Eggs – overcooked, cooker on a lower heat for longer than they be rest.

    Black pudding – 2 rounds add it (bury pudding is the best)

    Sausages – needs 2 of em

    Fried bread- 1 slice

    Beans in a ramekin- but you knew this.

    Bacon looks good

    Mushroom look good

  10. valleyman66

    Fantastic first effort. But In the wise words of Peter Kay ‘has there nowt moist!?’ Yeah it usually applies to chippy teas down south but equally applicable here

  11. Mundane-Swimming-671

    Looks like a fine all day meal. You should be happy with the outcome 👏

  12. GameOfStill

    Please tell me you at least had HP/ Heinz tomato ketchup (delete as appropriate)….. please? So dry without!

    Also, just an observation… is not buttering toast an American thing? Or just putting a pat of butter on already cooled toast? Seen this in 99% of cases

    Good effort though OP, as long as you both enjoyed it, that’s what counts!

  13. Beautiful yolks. Yolk makes for the perfect sauce. It’s the non-negotiable element for me.

  14. SonnyMack

    Solid. But needs butter on the toast and black pudding. And those eggs are annihilated.

  15. People are so critical on here! I don’t eat meat these days, but younger me would be all over that

  16. Omg_Shut_the_fuck_up

    I would need a gallon of water to lubricate that barren excuse for a fry up.

    Or you know, just use beans like everyone else. Because they’re amazing.

  17. karaokequeen59

    Looks fab. The hash browns look especially edible yum.

  18. Daffyduckks

    Nice try ditto the other comments re the toast .. personally if no beans quite like a few tinned tomatoes to mop it up..

  19. Cautious_Concern5233

    Drop the mushies and slap some butter on the toast and we are good to go.

  20. General-Wheel-6993

    Why did you hate the eggs so much?

  21. Not_enoughwatches

    Good. Personally I’d add tomatoes and fried slice. But unlike most people I’ve seen you actually done a full English. Most people do some strange food crimes. Well done.

  22. DickyHammerpuss

    Does your cooker only have a high setting?

  23. Big_Raf_99

    For a first attempt I’d say you did extremely well!

  24. If he doesn’t like Branston beans you need to un-boyfriend him immediately. Cite his weak bloodline as the reason.

    Needs butter on the toast, but the hash browns look excellent!

  25. butcherboi91

    Is he even British if he doesn’t like baked beans?

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