Give me one good reason.

9 Comments

1. 

   dasfonzie 3 years ago

   Hey crab man.

2. 

   Templar_Gus 3 years ago

   If I got this meme tattooed on the inside of my eyelids I’d still see it half as often as I see it reposted on this subreddit.

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   VeterinarianFit1309 3 years ago

   I will never not *click-click* my tongs upon picking them up. It’s probably the closest thing I’ve got to obsessive compulsive disorder.

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   JHFTWDURG 3 years ago

   Now zoidberg is the popular one.

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   GrandOpening 3 years ago

   I prefer shorter tongs. One in each hand. “Castanets of DEATH!!!!” ***Snap. Snap. Snap.!*** lol

6. 

   krebstar4ever 3 years ago

   Crabs is sewage proof! We’re crab people now.

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   LucasBlueCat 3 years ago

   If you don’t test the tongs with a click clack then they might have a malfunction.

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   kittenshart85 3 years ago

   had a chef at the last hotel i worked who would clack them in time if i played “la niña de puerta oscura” by paco de lucía on my speaker.

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   Pitiful-Ask1099 3 years ago

   Was literally clacking some tongs as I read this