When I see a nice platter like this, I spend a few moments imagining myself eating it. Sauce up a pita, put in tomatoes and onions, meat, some fries. Then I bite, and I chew. Oh boy howdy do I chew. It tastes so good. Before I know it, I’ve eaten every pita, just some meat and fries left. Can I get ketchup? Yes, I’m basic but I like ketchup. Is that a big deal? How about I eat my fries how I want
The argument escalates, I end up fighting the staff, the police are called. I’m in jail, but it was worth it
B_udsch
r/unexpectedjojo
Donitos2
Consider me jealous
kurtcobains__shotgun
you ate a kebab on a tray
emp_mei_is_bae
Pls inject tzatziki sauce straight into my veins
HaruhiFollower
That’s not nearly enough Tzatziki, since it goes great with every item on that plate.
tmr89
Looks good! Won’t be needing the bathroom for a week
![[i ate] Gyro Plate with fries and pita](https://www.diningandcooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/6l9kxucp2g1b1-scaled.jpg "[i ate] Gyro Plate with fries and pita")
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Nice spread 😀
When I see a nice platter like this, I spend a few moments imagining myself eating it. Sauce up a pita, put in tomatoes and onions, meat, some fries. Then I bite, and I chew. Oh boy howdy do I chew. It tastes so good. Before I know it, I’ve eaten every pita, just some meat and fries left. Can I get ketchup? Yes, I’m basic but I like ketchup. Is that a big deal? How about I eat my fries how I want
The argument escalates, I end up fighting the staff, the police are called. I’m in jail, but it was worth it
r/unexpectedjojo
Consider me jealous
you ate a kebab on a tray
Pls inject tzatziki sauce straight into my veins
That’s not nearly enough Tzatziki, since it goes great with every item on that plate.
Looks good! Won’t be needing the bathroom for a week