Roast me… I talk trash. I deserve your harshest criticism.

by Illustrious-Ratio-41

10 Comments

  1. eigenham

    >Roast me… I talk trash. I deserve your harshest criticism.

    >Excuse the muck

    Begging for forgiveness already huh? You don’t want this smoke

    Edit: oh yeah, that steak looks yummy btw. nice work

  2. MrOsterhagen

    Sheeeesh, choice my ass. That was a prime heifer

  3. hellenkellersdiary

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

  4. lordpunt

    You need more technology than they used for the moon landing to cook a steak.

  5. fattytunah

    Looks like you followed the book well.

    My issue is the lighting and perspectives on the money pics — making it hard to appreciate a potential gem you got there.

  6. SubtleScuttler

    I was not ready for that 2nd cut. I was bout ready to call you a cotton headed ninny muggins but now I wouldn’t even feel right insulting you.

  7. Artistic-Outcome5966

    I’ll tell you what. You beat yourself up while I eat. It looks like you did a good job with the cast iron. So, it’s been 48 minutes since you posted. And yet you have not left us with an outcome. Must be in a food coma. I get it.

  8. Digg_it_

    Your steak looks as small as your dick! And you smell like feces..like your mom … And dad.

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