Scotch Egg

Chefs of the world: take heed. We want plates.

We don’t want chips from a mini shopping trolley.
We don’t want sausages from a shoe.
We don’t want ice cream on a chopping board.
We don’t want pâté in a loo.

We don’t want a fry up from a bin lid.
We don’t want a soufflé in a hat.
We don’t want soup in a baby’s bottle.
We want it in a bowl, you silly twat.

However. We do like this scotch egg.
We would like that, please.

by FangWolf359