okay, let’s forget about “the cookie” at bristol farms. this texas sheet cake is FUCKING INCREDIBLE… it’s the best grocery store cake i’ve ever eaten, beyond any doubt. it’s rich, it’s moist, and it’s HEAVY! it must be loaded with sour cream! at $7.50 a slice, it isn’t exactly cheap, but then again, when can you ever get the best of anything for $7.50?

by MoveDistinct7911

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  1. Holy shit. Getting Matilda rich chocolatey cake vibes here.

    My double chin is tingling. Fat boy sense goooooooo

  2. prettymuthafucka

    I’m sorry but what’s “the cookie”

  3. planetdaily420

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    That looks incredible.

  4. mystic_scorpio

    Hoooly cow. Wish I had seen this before my lunch break started…might have to walk over there tomorrow

  5. FashNFlora

    These are def good. But there’s always batches that are drier, or the frosting looks lighter in color. I wish it was more consistent. I’m not a fan of their other bakery items and their cookie. It’s just ok. The PB cookie wasn’t good at all.

  6. chobitkyfa

    Their giant chocolate chip/walnuts cookies are heaven too!!! Will definitely check out the chocolate cake next time

  7. IAmPandaRock

    The banana and other similar breads are great too. Just a great grocery store in general.

  8. mochi_titties

    Nooo! I am addicted to their cookies & absolutely did not need to see this! I always avoid looking at the other sweets lol

  9. lunamypet

    It’s hard for me to resist their banana bread.

  10. Jackie_Of_All_Trades

    They have this at Lazy Acres (owned by BF) too! It’s so good!

  11. What’s on the top with the frosting? Also have you tried their new PB cookie, some locations have it right next to the cookie it’s soooo good

  12. Muhlyssa_A

    Looks great. But I’m very “The Cookie” loyal.

  13. JamUpGuy1989

    Nutritional Info per MyFitnessPal for a generic slice:

    Serving: 1 Piece

    Calories: 550

    Sugar: 58g

    Fat: 25g

    Fiber: 2g

    Protein: 2g

    Something tells me that is a homemade slice. So I bet DOUBLE all of that info for this version which looks massive for “a slice”.

  14. kekehesterprynne

    Do they have the chocolate smarties??

  15. mystic_scorpio

    So I walked over there on my lunch break and the cake lived up to the hype you made it out to be!! I almost wish I had never known about this cake!

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