I found these at Walmart earlier and bought two. Thought they were pretty dang good and low cal, so I ate two pints. Then I went out and noticed some gas forming in my digestive system. Then more. Then I felt like an actual god damn balloon. It was so much gas that I would start to fart every 30 seconds literally. Consistently for HOURS. I had to take literally my driving test to finally get my license, and I was taking it while having this absolutely humongous bit of gas in my system holding EVERYTHING in my body to not let out an earthshatteringly loud fart in the car with 2 other people. I ended up passing – both the gas and the test. I looked at the nutrition and behold – 35 grams fiber EACH PINT along with a huge dose of sugar alcohols. I had fiber one brownies and fruit as well, so in total I ate over 100 grams of fiber that day. So just know, if you’re going to eat this brand, this will be more than enough fiber for the day and it will make you extremely gassy, and you’ll fart so much that you’ll produce enough thrust to move an airplane.

by ShipAdministrative32

2 Comments

  1. anastarr_

    omg im so sorry but fr, this is the funniest thing ive read all day 💀 i really hope your alright now 🙏

  2. runner3081

    Yep, chemical foods. Sometimes low calorie is worse than eating the real thing.

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