“Slop Table for 20 please”

“Slop Table for 20 please”
by u/Nerfffruit in WeWantPlates



by Nerfffruit

12 Comments

  1. > 4 meatballs

    This thing can feed 20 ~~people~~ babies!

  2. jesse-taylor

    No way in the world that can feed 20 people!

  3. DiedWhileDictating

    IFIFY: “The entire thing *could have* fed 20 people”.

  4. pygmeedancer

    My first thought was “Anyone serving grits should fucking know better” but I’m guessing this is actually polenta so I don’t care anymore

  5. the_buckman_bandit

    If you could express depression in plating food form, this would be it.

    “Should we put any effort at all?” “Fuck it, just slop it out on a porous wood table and charge em $55, absolutely no flatware either, fingers or mouths only!”

  6. Jaded_Past

    Please at least tell me there is transparent plastic or paper over the table?

    I just feel bad for the workers who have to clean up that smeared mess afterwards?

  7. t_moneyzz

    This makes me legitimately angry at how shit it is. Half ass throwing the fuckin ingredients straight on the table not even on the bse ughhh

  8. PrinzAggron75

    If that feeds 20 people and is $55 per person that means that mess costs $1100!!!!!! I would ask for my money back if they served my food on the table, especially if it counts that much!

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