Props to the slow cooker, after a clean up it’s going to be up and running again. Shame about the meat tho
Harry_Buttock
I’d go ahead and put it in the oven for a few hours. Looks like the roast is a lost cause though.
Crazychimp69420
You can always get another one! And by that I mean a new child 🤣
P2X-555
Thank goodness junior is okay. But…
When I was a child in hospital isolation, I shared a ward with a young toddler who had pulled down a pot of something down on themselves. Cried non-stop. Had their arms bandaged out straight. I’ve never forgotten.
Don’t let kids climb in the kitchen. Not on cupboards, especially not near the stove. Please (for my nightmares I still get).
blowstax
this is a horrific loss but at least your lid survived!
Nearby_Occasion1357
It’s still good lmao get it off the floor 😭
Lockenveitch
Thank you for providing today’s pro birth control lesson. You’re doing great work.
dboy999
Brush it off, finish cooking it. nothin wrong with that baby
themeatman90
I’d throw it right back in the pot and finish it
NoImplement2365
Nothing says lovin like a floor roast.
wustacheride
oof she’s lucky that didn’t fall on her.
zsdr56bh
rinse it off and put it back in the pot lol
drche35
Wtf, is the kid ok?
Le9iemecatastrophe
I’d cook the 5yo for dinner, but then I’m the type to tell my cat I’ll make slippers out of him one if he doesn’t cut the shit!
connivingbitch
It’s still good as long as no one else saw this happen.
woolybear14623
This is one where you need to be firm, what if that had been hot! It would have meant a burn unit and months of recovery and possible skin grafts. It’s a do it and I will take every toy you own away moment!
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Zeke-of-Denver
The good side being, he didn’t break the crockpot
Ok-Clock2002
They took it and THREW IT TO THE GROUND!!!!
saliva134
That slowcooking just got a little bit slower…
Kaiyukia
5 second rule throw that shit back in there add some more broth ez
lasonna51980
That is on ypu. Good thing the kid is ok. At least I assume.
GoddyssIncognito
Five second rule!
EarlGrey_Picard
Well, time to do a Mississippi Toddler Roast.
BurritoBowlw_guac
5 second rule!
SEE_RED
Five second rule
ArmyofNugz
Mississippi flop roast
kathrynekat
That Mississippi pot roast is ruined mm m m
funundrum
Mississippi Not Roast
Also please disregard all these jabronis telling you that you’re not looking after your kid. They either don’t have kids or they’re forgetting all the times they or their kids did stupid stuff.
TortoiseHawk
What did you throw away first? The roast or the kid?
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Oh noooo, I hope the 5yo is okay!!
Need a recipe to fulfil sidebar rules LOL
My wonderful take on Mississippi pot roast lol….
1 (3-4 pounds) chuck roast
1 packet ranch dressing mix
1 packet au jus gravy mix
1/4 cup butter
4-5 pepperoncini peppers
Pizza it is then tonight!
Props to the slow cooker, after a clean up it’s going to be up and running again. Shame about the meat tho
I’d go ahead and put it in the oven for a few hours. Looks like the roast is a lost cause though.
You can always get another one!
And by that I mean a new child 🤣
Thank goodness junior is okay. But…
When I was a child in hospital isolation, I shared a ward with a young toddler who had pulled down a pot of something down on themselves. Cried non-stop. Had their arms bandaged out straight. I’ve never forgotten.
Don’t let kids climb in the kitchen. Not on cupboards, especially not near the stove. Please (for my nightmares I still get).
this is a horrific loss but at least your lid survived!
It’s still good lmao get it off the floor 😭
Thank you for providing today’s pro birth control lesson. You’re doing great work.
Brush it off, finish cooking it. nothin wrong with that baby
I’d throw it right back in the pot and finish it
Nothing says lovin like a floor roast.
oof she’s lucky that didn’t fall on her.
rinse it off and put it back in the pot lol
Wtf, is the kid ok?
I’d cook the 5yo for dinner, but then I’m the type to tell my cat I’ll make slippers out of him one if he doesn’t cut the shit!
It’s still good as long as no one else saw this happen.
This is one where you need to be firm, what if that had been hot! It would have meant a burn unit and months of recovery and possible skin grafts. It’s a do it and I will take every toy you own away moment!
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The good side being, he didn’t break the crockpot
They took it and THREW IT TO THE GROUND!!!!
That slowcooking just got a little bit slower…
5 second rule throw that shit back in there add some more broth ez
That is on ypu. Good thing the kid is ok. At least I assume.
Five second rule!
Well, time to do a Mississippi Toddler Roast.
5 second rule!
Five second rule
Mississippi flop roast
That Mississippi pot roast is ruined mm m m
Mississippi Not Roast
Also please disregard all these jabronis telling you that you’re not looking after your kid. They either don’t have kids or they’re forgetting all the times they or their kids did stupid stuff.
What did you throw away first? The roast or the kid?
My condolences.. I, too, have a wild 5 year old.
Amazed the bowl didn’t shatter. I’ve broken one 😝