Not even a crust from the oven.

by rans2390

42 Comments

  1. Lower_House7890

    I can eat anything but this is the type of thing where I’d take one bite and immediately stop. I could not do it.

  2. halapeno-popper

    Looks like it was cooked in an oven at room temperature.

  3. NimDing218

    Pretty sure that was just taken out of the fridge.

  4. r2doesinc

    I tell them to kill the cow and light a match in another room.

    I think even I would have an issue here.

  5. CarlosAlcatrazIsland

    Ok I can’t believe this was served. Where and when did this happen. I need a lot more details.

  6. stuartgatzo

    A good vet could get that walking again.

  7. -Mwahaha-

    Dude that thing is still going moo 🐮.

    It looks like it was just picked up from the market.

  8. JAHdropper1

    Looks like everything was cooked by the heat lamp

  9. Grid-nim

    That thing just took a bite of salad when you weren’t paying attention. 😂

  10. Chance-Commercial741

    Looks like it can still be revived by a vet

  11. Dcasillas27

    Pretty sure it’s attempted murder to serve this

  12. inmydreams01

    Looks like the cook maybe said some rude things to it, called it roasted and sent it out

  13. Am I missing a joke? This is what Prime Rib looks like. It’s a roast not a steak.

    It is carved to order. It isn’t cooked on a grill.

    What is going on in these comments?

  14. Halloween_Robot

    This isn’t rare, this is one in a billion.

  15. PimmentoChode

    Chef heated this one between his knees

  16. Kung_fu_gift_shop

    Mmmm, I’ll allow it. I would miss the crust but that’s only a little underdone for my prime rib preference

  17. FarefaxT

    So is this just a slab of raw meat and they just put it on a plate and call it a day

  18. snoreasaurus3553

    Cooked under the heat of a warm fart

  19. Big_Pound_7849

    This aggravates me. They couldn’t try to put it on the freaking grill? Or near a flame? Even a hot pan?

    What the fuck.

    And then they send it out microwaved. Man.

    Never return. Leave a review!

  20. beeph_supreme

    The kitchen wanted you to see the cut before throwing it on the grill. Very considerate of them.

  21. raxofjax

    Difficult to relax and enjoy when it keeps mooing.

  22. jetdriver13

    Amazed at how many people this probably had to pass before it got to you and all thought to themselves: “checks out.”

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